I thought these were soo cute ;)

compiled with great hyderabadi essence sipping chai in adaab hotel


When somebody tries to give big lecture telling people
what is right and
what is wrong:
"Khaali peeli dimaag kharab karra inay"


When somebody tries to be over smart:
"hushhari karra saala"



When somebody asks address then whoever hears him
asking the address comes near his vehichle and starts
showing him directions:
"Woh jo pan ka dabba dikh ra aage uske baad 2 qadam pe
ek galli hain, wahan left ku mudhiye, phir ek hajjam
ki dukan aati, usku lagke ek galli hai, usme chautha
makaan hai right ko. Peele color ki gate hai dekho"


Early morning in almost all mohallas of hyd there
would be big sound of
"Cheetay wale mauz, 2 rupiye dazan"



When some kid does not go to school and is seen
playing by any adult of the mohalla "Kya re es-school
ku nai jaake galli main goliyan khel ra, thair tumhare
baava ko boltaun sham ku"



Behind many autos "Maa ki dua"




Standard Bargaining:
"Rickshaw Tappa Chabutra chalte kya.
4 rupie hote.
2 detiyu, chalte to bolo.
Kya Qala itne kam bolrai aap. Accha 3 rupiye de do.
Accha chalo"



Elderly people of the mohalla at hotel:
"Aaj kal ke potte, pottiyon ke dimaaga kharab ho gaye
Abdul Bhai. Potton to subah sham cricket hona,
pottiyon ko subah sham tv, gaana bajana bas yahi hai
dekho. Sahin bolrain Khader Bhai, in logon ka kya hota
ki aage, choto badon ki tameez hi nahin hai yeh
laundon main. Apne bachpane main, badon ke samne topi
pahne bagair nai jaate thay apan loga".
When they are having this discussion a small 6 year
kid is going to hotel to bring chai for his father.
While passing by this group he is singing a chalu song
outloud "Maza karle meri jaan, phir se na honge jawan.
Bura wura mat kahon, bura hain shaitan. Phir se na
honge jawan re jawan -----".
Imagine the faces of the oldies



Friends going to movie:
Moosa: Arre Abdul kaa ja ra re tip top hoke.
Abdul: Filim ku ja rau baap, chalta kya.
Moosa: Nai tu jaa, main fakhad hoon.
Abdul: Kare na haulepane ki baat. Tumhare ku paise kaun
diyon bole. Tu Chal,
mere paas maal hain.
Abdul: Arre Coolie aayi re Yakut main.
Moosa: Arre nakko re Yakut main, garmi se mar jaate.
Arre parsu ahmed
jaake aaya Yakut ku. Bolra tha, interval ke baad
pankhe chalu karrain kate"
You have to be really true blue hyderabadi to
understand this.



Saving from Mandi ka Sauda."
8 year old Abdul is seen eating at Gacchup ki bandi by
his friend khader far away from his home.
Khader: dekh rao Abdul dekh rao tereku
Abdul: Arre tu idhar ka se aaya re
Khader: Thair, boltau beta tumhare ammi ku tu idhar
bandi pe khara tha
bolke
Abdul: Arre nakko bol re bade bhai, tere paira padh
tau
Khader: Accha thode gacchup khilata kya nai.
Abdul: Bandi wale isku 2 gacchup dalo.
Khader: Kahan se aaye re tere paas itne paise
Abdul: Kal Mandi ku gaya tha sauda laane.
Khader: Kitte maara.
Abdul: 4 rupie tees paise bache
Abdul: Tu nahin gaya kya aaj.
Khader: Arre kya bolu woh bandi waale ku. Iski maaki,
Kamine ku aaj hi
aana tha ghar ku."




After Moli Sahab giving lecture on not to go to
dargah:
"Ammi aaj moli sahab bole darga ku nai jaana kate"
Chhup re potte. Moli Sahab ku kuch bhi nai malum.
Unhon wahabde ho gaye kya"




Women watching movie and azaan goes on:
Everyone while watching covers their heads with their
duppattas.


Kid caught by father playing in mohalla at time of
exams:
"Abse nai kartau Pappa, Allah ke vaste mereku nakko
maro." Father gives him a sound thrashing and says
"Mohalle ke awara potton ke saath khelta rahta. Padhne
likhne ka shaukh hi nahin hai, bas awara gardi hona.
Inhe aage jaake rikshaw chalata dekho. Agar tu examo
main fail hua to nanga karke ghar ke bahar bada
detaun"
By the way, you hydis know that this is a routine
which happens all the time and then when kid passes
and the kids mother or grand mother scold the father
by saying "main boli mera baccha waqat par padh letain
magar tumku bas bechare bacche ku marna zaroori hai"
then, even though the father is happy but his standard
answer will be "kaisa pass ho gaya ki, ummeed to nahin
dekhri thi".



When one Mohallas guy is in another Mohalla chasing a
girl and that
Mohalle ke pahelwan catch him up:
shareef Pahelwan: Kya baat hai baba, bahut dikh rain
aaj kal idhar aap.
Romeo: Nahin bhai aise hi jaa raha tha.
shareef Pahelwan: Aap acche ghar ke dikh rai baba,
kayku karrai yeh harkata.
Romeo: Main kya kara bhai.
shareef Pahelwan: (After giving a strong thappad)
Nataka kara re saale.
Pehchana re main kaun hoon. Yehi cheer detau tereku
Romeo: Arre kayku marrai bhai, main kya ra.
shareef Pahelwan: (Again giving a strong thappad) Phir
bola. Bhag yahan
se fauran. Bade bade batan karra mere saamne. Agar ab
ki baar mahalle
main dikha to yainch teri khabar khod detau"