I am Aunty

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"I am aunty, hear me roar.
I use coupon at the store
I eat chawal, with bare hand
Amree-kan food, I can't stand

I wear sari, I look great
Disregard my big fat pait.
Though I'm short and though I'm stout
I whip hubby, there's no doubt

Beta you are so kharab
Why can't you just get a job?
You want thuper, I can tell
Joota in the butt as well

Eat your sabzi, not your cake
Speak in urdu for God's sake!
Quit your art fart, do premed
I vant lexus 'fore I'm dead

Beti Beti if you date
I will break you, just you wait
Learn to clean and learn to cook
Don't waste time on college book

Put on sunblock right away
Else no ristha you will sway
Its past eight, if you step out
I shall start to scream and shout

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HOW DO YOU DO THE BOLD,,,, I WANT TO LEARN IT!!!!

MY SEXRETARY IS NOT IN TODAY,,,

I'M NEVER UP,,IN FACT,,SHE CAN BANG MY DOOR AS MUCH AS SHE LIKES AS I'M HARDLY AT MY OWN HOME,,USUALLY AT MY PARENTS HOUSE!!!

WELL IF SHE DID MANAGE TO FIND ME AND WAKE ME UP, THEN AT LEAST I CAN DO MY NAMAZ--------------

I NEED DISCIPLINE!!!!!!

NUSSIE, YOU STILL GOT THAT WHIP, LED IT TO LAYELA SO SHE CAN WHIP HER AUNTY INTO PLACE!!!

She will wake YOU up for YOU to cook and clean

layela,,, SEND HER TO MY HOUSE IF SHE COOKS/CLEANS AT 6AM,,,I'LL GIVE HER A VISA!!!

NUSSIE,,, HOW DID YOU KNOW I WANT TO WRITE IN CAPITALS AND IN BOLD,,, I MADE AN EXCUSE TO THE OTHER VILLAGES TELLING THEM I HAVE BAD EYE SIGHT AS I AM SICK OF ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT,, WHY I WRITE IN CAPITALS?????

lol @ Nussie

ML: Well, she hate french ppl (as algeria was a french colony), she hate it when I speak french, she hate when i cook french (however she likes enjoying benefits when she's here, anyway) First time she came in France I was 19 and she harassed my parents saying that at this age i should be married! She was here during a whole summer and I still remember it. It was just like the army (woke up at 6 am, cook & clean...) Thanks God, last time she wanted to come they refused to give her a visa!

Please - nobody tell Missy how to bold... just imagine CAPITALS in BOLD!!! and with grammar/spelling mistakes on top... Im getting headache thinking about it!

HOW DO YOU BOLD HERE???????????

KASHBANG,, IT IS SAID THAT MEN WHO ARE RAISED BY WOMEN LOOSE THERE IDENTITY OF BEING A MAN,,,,, SO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE MORE FEMININE THEN THE AVERAGE MALE MAMMAL!!!

LAYELA: TELL US MORE ABOUT YOUR AUNT?

This is VERY funny, it reminds me of one aunty in Algeria (except that she doesn't speak urdu)

I was raised at some stage in my life by all the women in my family including my aunties. Started with my mum, then granny, great granny, then my khala, as well as 3 of my mammii's.

I'm very close with my mammii's, they know my antics and well don't judge. They're a good laugh, more like sisters with lots of authority and power.

Now i'm feeling nostalgic!

THIS REMINDS ME OF THE KUMARS AT 42,,,, THE OLD GRANNIE,,, AUNTY!!

One of my aunties (mums sister) is just 3 years older then me and I kind of grew up with her, love her to bits, she is nothing like the above but i know a few who are!

this is hilarious.. and unfortunately based on real ppl.

i hate my aunty sometimes

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I am Aunty

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