2. Whoop Azs: America is the world's leading exporter of cans of Whoop Asz(tm). In fact, W.A. Unlimited, a Georgia company, is the world's only licenced manufacturer of Whoop Azs(tm) www.acanofwhoopass.com). I've been told that Whoop Asz is largely unavailable in Canada, but if you're hungry you can order family-size portions of Creamed Pansy(tm) in child-proof bottles.

Platoshadow >> lol.. ok..green is UGLY..i deal w/it at work and i can tell you, I feel sorry for your ppl.. for real..u guys have no life in ur money neither ur country.. how depressing.. and the link is interesting..i'll sure be passing this on to other Canadians to have a good laugh about... );

Grindyzer >> wow...i love the facts you've listed..where in the world did u get them from? anywayz... one comment though #21> you may have frozen ur toung on metal bar but i had mine frozen on ice cream popstical..

Lailawaali >> wat r u talking about?? who said anything about hugging trees...lol..too cute wallah..but i assure you that we r more sane that our southern neighbours. lol if u guys like to hug trees then by all means go for it.. it wouldn't look to strange after all..cause Americans r known to have low IQ's in everything they do..lol .. circasim dont' take my words seriously..:)

our money is green, green is a color too.

you may have bigger football fields, but our steroid riddled football players are gorillaesque.

having a large french population is hardly something to be proud of.

As our president says - "God bless the usa" - is an order, not a request.

we drop atomic bombs and no one can say "boo" about it.

we got to war, whenever we want, with whomever we want, and no prissy commentary from the UN will stop us. ----
Goldberg endorsed ?the Ledeen Doctrine? of ex-Pentagon official Michael Ledeen, which Goldberg described thus: ?Every ten years or so, the United States needs to pick up some small crappy little country and throw it against the wall, just to show we mean business.? (When the French ambassador in London, at a dinner party, asked why we should risk World War III over some ?shitty little country??meaning Israel?Goldberg?s magazine was not amused.)

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The prime minister of the UK is our presidents lackey.

Our president is a complete moron, but we still manage to run the country. It's like having a stone drunk driver and still successfully navigating accross the USA in a greyhound bus.


we are mentally self-sufficient the rest of the world is an afterthought, unless we feel like invading something.

Mexico is where taco bell comes from, complete with workers ready.

we don't truck with no queer rights down hea'

in the US you can buy your way into heaven by sending cash money to Televangelists.

we invented televangelists. www.godlessgeeks.com

freedom of speech, is often speech dependant.

we are masters of paradoxical thought, and egosystonic rhetoric.

our senators have crowned reverand young son moon- crowned for what? i have no idea, but it's nice to know that our senators are insane. makes them more human.
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We have the largest arab, polish, and hmong populations outside of the middles east, warsaw, and vietnam respectively. Our cultural heterogeneity will contribute to our implosion.


We built the first transcontinental railroad. better, faster and cheaper than anyone else. No slaves where used.


the most telescopes in the world are found in tuscon arizona.


we discovered helium

landed a dude on the moon with less computing power than the thing you are using to read this message right now.

our educational system is collapsing, but we are so confident that it won't matter that we do nothing about it.

Our waistbands are often heigher than our IQ's.

So, what do Americans have to be poud of, huh? www.grudge-match.com

we beat the snot outa you in the grudge match baby

So, what do Canadians have to be proud of, eh?

1. Smarties

2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp

3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down

4. Baseball is Canadian

5. Lacrosse is Canadian

6. Hockey is Canadian

7. Basketball is Canadian

8. Apple pie is Canadian

9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers

10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts

11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back... past their 'White House'. Then we burned it... and most of Washington, under the command of George Cockburn who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied... Go figure?

12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.

13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. Anywhere. EVER.

14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.

15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.

16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.

17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.

18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.

19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.

20. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.

21. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.

22. A Canadian invented Superman.

23. We have coloured money.

24. Our beer advertisements kick.

BUT MOST IMPORTANT!

25. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!

26. And we don't bomb our allies.

27. oh yeah... our elections only take one day.

i was kidding about that "why do you hate america" bit. i know why.
it's cause the saturday morning cartoons aren't worth a damn, and the line at portillo's was long, and they screwed up my order.... lemon cake... who eats lemon cake? i mean seriously....

you're a fickle man.

I love America :)

why DO you hate America so much!?!?

Canadian citizen by choice :)

I can use a hug ;)

Happy Canada Day. Is this the part where I ask you if I should go hug a tree or something??

Happy Canada day... :D

haha dats naas mamaghanooge! thanx for sharing:)