I'm a lock for a sleepy key
I'm a enigmatic mystery
slept on like a matress
isn't so classy

I have never been so happy

Caught in two minds I know
I'll never fit the status quo
an amateur disguised as a pro
today i shot someone's daddy

I have never been so happy

Jobless and thoughtless
thoughtfull, I haven't lost it
charisma like a broken faucet
a coin, so toss it
I'll never be a baby's daddy

I have never been so happy

Rehash old words
Rehash my world
I'm scared and I'm your caddy

I have never been so happy