I WANT
A JE with a poem for me. Everyone else is getting one. Hey, is the reason for me not getting one is because I live on this side of the pond??? After all, I did wear a brand new shirt to work today and if that doesn't get me a new JE here, I don't know what does.



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I want one too!
Yaar, you're lucky to even get the poem....so chup kar :P
A Poem For Those Over 30
A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat.
Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bites.
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A curser used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out.
Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file.
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile.
Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a back up happened to your commode.
Cut you did with a pocket knife.
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu.
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens, they'll wish they were dead.
It's called FOOTBALL
oofooo!
:(
and i qaulify the criteria
and we will fill it with so many "nice" things about u !!!!
and unless it's your b'day or you have a nikah scheduled, i can't help you :P