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I Wish My Mum Had Told Me...
following from Mamad's useless things at school JE,
what did your parents teach you that you didn't really need to know about..
or conversely
- what do you wish they had taught you
- is there any useful info you managed to get out of them
what did your parents teach you that you didn't really need to know about..
or conversely
- what do you wish they had taught you
- is there any useful info you managed to get out of them
Comments on this journal
they could have been written by me :(
1) 66 tator tots on a hot tuesday afternoon after football practice is a no no.
2) Don't eat an entire family size frozen lasagna dinner.
3) 58 "fire" sauce packets on a single taco bell tortilla isn't so pretty the next morning.
4) There was brain mixed in with that kheema that one day it tasted funny.
5) Hitting the brakes in your car while drinking from a Nalgene bottle only leads to a mess.
:P
- not to have fallen for that bum in college (well she would have if i told her i was falling)
- that the acclerator in the car is not to indicate my anger but to move the car.
- chocolates will give me a "chand sa cherah" meaning with acne scars and other unsightly marks - crators like then moon
- love hurts.(have i said that one before)
- spending on shoes will not make me happy (i think she did say something on that but i chose to ignore)
- sitting at 4am on naseeb will make me blind
- looking for a man on naseeb will be a nitemare
'do you know about this stuff' (holds out 17 magazine article on teenage sex / periods/ pregnancy accusingly)
me: yes, from school and stuff..
mum: (relieved) well that's ok then.. just be careful (translation: stay away from boys), and if you want to ask me anything.. etc.
the rest of it consisted of reading mags www.seventeen.com , the Sex for teenagers section in the encyclopedia, biology class and ignoring gossip you hear at school
If you want to marry a 60 year old, then go right ahead, all the best wishes for both of you.
I wish I could keep my relatives happy. So I want to marry a 60 year old tranny, atleast he/she is muslim.
If I get it wrong on my wedding night I suppose I could always quickly text her, right?
Lola: funny...thats cute :) babies come out of your mouth..hahahaha
zz: men are excited regardless..even in their sleep they are excited..lol
Funny: yeah sex education is good in 7th grade..i pitty that girl though...
I just do not want to imagine my mother talking about that stuff. Nor my father.
how were you educated on this matter?(if you dont mind me asking)
I personally learned via a completely innapropriate yet informative lecture given by an older student at school.
The woman screams and nags that she wants a baby, 9 months later it comes from the tummy. It is the tummy, right?