If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....


THE NEW VERSIONS R.....

Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back,
she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected,
she never was...

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.


Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.


Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ..
If she doesn't come back within
some time forget her.


Patient:
If you love someone, Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back,
continue to wait until she comes
back...


Playful
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she comes back, and if you love
her still,
set her free again, repeat ....


C Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she = new CShe;


Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures
deserve to be free!!


Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the
Second Amendment of the Matrimonial
Freedom


Biologist :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.


Statisticians :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability
of her coming
back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was
improbable
anyway.


Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!


Over possessive person :
If you love someone
don't set her free.


MBA :
If you love someone set her free
instantaneously and look for others
simultaneously...


Psychologist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back her super ego is
dominant
If she doesn't come back her id is
supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.


Somnabulist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back it's a nightmare
If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.


ERP functional expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, map her into
your system
If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit
analysis.


Finance expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look
for fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an
asset gone bad.


Marketing Specialist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back she has brand
loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the
brand in new market...