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Login to find out (May 25, 2005 at 2:38pm)

i think the important question is whether the rabid aardvark is zapping the insects, or if the insects are zapping the rabid aardvark. man... this is a toughie... thinking too much... gonna get uncal herniation!! nooo!!!

Login to find out (May 25, 2005 at 12:45pm)

well if your book states the importance of abducting virgins, they must be right. that book must be next to the "Fascism for Dummies" book i picked up. i'm learning a lot.

Login to find out (May 25, 2005 at 12:38pm)

and isn't "aZinine" spelled with an s?? that doesn't mean you're ideas aren't asinine. :)

Login to find out (May 25, 2005 at 12:37pm)

larka = guy, boy. AR: plato don't speak the urdu.

Login to find out (May 25, 2005 at 12:33pm)

rabbid aardvark zapping Insects - i think this fits well

Login to find out (May 25, 2005 at 12:32pm)

Religiously Ardent Zealot In-training.

Login to find out (May 25, 2005 at 12:08pm)

let me help you there rakhi - razi: Ranting Angrily with aZinine Ideas.

Login to find out (May 25, 2005 at 11:19am)

larka?

Login to find out (May 25, 2005 at 11:18am)

use Monumentally for the M. it fits. /////////////////////// I don't know why they have to be virgens, but it says so right in the Grand Vizeering for Dummies manual, in the "so you want to be an evil grand vizeer" chaper, by the intricate spells and rituals. Please note that if not otherwise specified, the "participant" in your experiments, majik's and rituals must be a virginal female of child bearing age, preferably with a princely admirer, or a large carniverous pet of some sort (dogs will do). If you do not follow these instruction grave concequences are sure too follow"
___________________________________ _____________________ I ask ya phats, who am i to argue with the book?

Login to find out (May 24, 2005 at 5:59pm)

hey you also missed the "M" in my name. silly goose. lol

Login to find out (May 24, 2005 at 4:16pm)

And I do like the second acronym better. Of course, because i am Fabulously Amazing, Tremendously Interesting and Attractive :) you do realize i'll want to be addressed as that, right? i won't settle for plain ol' "fatima" anymore.

Login to find out (May 24, 2005 at 4:14pm)

so what up with the obsession with virgins? isn't that more a matter of how you feel than what you do? never know, some of those kidnapees you worked so hard to abduct might be born-again-virgins. do they count?

Login to find out (May 24, 2005 at 1:47pm)

not only is it expensive, you have any idea how hard it is to find virgens these days? i plot for weeks, then after an intricate kidnapping plan, car chases, explosions, death traps set for hero's, turns out she isn't even a virgen and i have to send her back. I'm telling ya, being grand Vizeer ain't as easy as it used to be. (and hey this one is better, Fabulously Amazing, Tremendously interesting and Atractive : FATIMA that gets rid of affable. and i get to knock out a conjunction, it makes the entire acronym work better i think.)

Login to find out (May 24, 2005 at 1:07am)

thanks :) i liked that one. so i'm affable, huh? i always thought i was just laughable. *cue drums and cymbal crash*

Login to find out (May 24, 2005 at 1:04am)

kidnapping virgins here is more expensive?? no wonder you're always broke! hehe

Login to find out (May 24, 2005 at 1:01am)

very impressive, Fatima: Facinating and Atractive, Tremendously Interesting and Affable.

Login to find out (May 24, 2005 at 12:53am)

i think beign grand vizeer lets me put it on an expense account. kidnapping virgens isn't as cheap in the states as it was in PuertoRico is all i'm gonna say

Login to find out (May 24, 2005 at 12:40am)

oh and thanks for the acronymation of my name. you could have just done "fatima". but i have a good one for RAZI: Redoubtable Anomaly who's a Zealous Intellectual. impressive, no?

Login to find out (May 24, 2005 at 12:33am)

poisoning enemies, kidnapping virgins, bondage... how is this different from your usual activities? calling you grand vizeer wouldn't change anything, would it? then again, being GV would give you a legitamate excuse to have a look-a-like. plus, you probably could get some cool monogrammed stationary.

Login to find out (May 23, 2005 at 9:36am)

so am i the grand Vizeer or what? let me know so i can get to doing the things grand vizeers do, like kidnapping virgens and poisoning my enemies... and torture. i gotta go out and by some more torture stuff... i can use thumbtacks and my bondage stuff for now, but i'll need some serious equiptment soon if i get the postition. do i get a budget? torture stuff ain't cheap you know

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