INTERNET DATING!!!!

Login to find out (July 7, 2005 at 5:29am)

YOU CAN NAME AND SHAME HIM TOOOO EMMA AND PUT HIS NUMBER UP I'LL PERSONALLY MAKE SURE HE GETS HIS HANDS DIRTY!!!

Login to find out (July 7, 2005 at 5:07am)

LOL, I SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT, I WAS STILL REELING FROM THE SHOCK

Login to find out (July 7, 2005 at 4:39am)

NO MAN WOULD EVER DARE SAY TO ME TO GIVE HIM A HAND JOB,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, AS I WOULD BE GIVING HIM MY JITTI AND ASK MY MALE FRIENDS TO GIVE HIM A GOOD HAND JOB,,,,,,, SOMETHING HE'LL NEVER FORGET AND MY MANICURE IS EXPENSIVE!!!!

Login to find out (July 7, 2005 at 4:36am)

I'VE HAD SOME STRANGE BLIND INTERNET DATES,,,, RECENTLY I WAS CHATTING TO THIS GUY WHO SOUNDED NICE, HE TOLD ME HE WAS 6FT, BROAD, HALF ARAB AND OTHER HALF PAKISTANI AND VERY VERY GOOD LOOKING, WHICH MADE ME WONDER,,,,,,,, ANYWAY WE ARRANGED TO MEET,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I TURNED UP WITH SOME MATES BUT WE HAD NEVER EXCHANGED PHOTO'S,,,, THIS GUY TURNED UP IN BLACK ARAB COSTUME AND HE WAS ABOUT 5'6 TALL CHUBBY AND HAD MASCARA, EYE LINER, KAJOL, SURMA ACROSS HIS EYES, TRAINNERS ON AND HE HAD A PIPE AND WAS NOT STANDING STRAIGHT,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, WELL I FREAKED OUT AND DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER GOING UP TO HIM AS HE WAS SO SO SO FREAKY,,, HE LOOKED AS HIS COME FROM SOME OPERA,, SCARY SHOW,,,,, HE WAS MY WACKO DATE!!!!!!!!!,,,,,,,,,,,, NOW HIS CALLED ME TO MEET ME WITHOUT ALL HIS GEAR ON,,,,,,,, HE MUST BE KIDDING,,,,,,,,THE FIRST IMPRESSION IS ALWAYS IMPORTANT!!!!

Login to find out (July 7, 2005 at 4:23am)

lol@begsy, Sahadat... i didnt give him a had job if thats what ur thinking. Enigma, that was really rude of tha gal to walk off like that, she could have at least chatted for a while, made polite conversation and then broke it to u gently, i admire honesty but that was just plain rude.

Login to find out (July 7, 2005 at 3:15am)

I had one guy talk to me whilst my chat window was open..His opening line was can I ask you something personal...I am having trouble with the size of my ***** because its too big and not compatible with anyone..I was absolutely gobsmacked..WTF..I told him to go share his thoughts with his mother and sister, and perhaps they could help him!..

Login to find out (July 6, 2005 at 7:44pm)

ive just been reading the posts. do men actually talk to women in this appalling way?!?! im shocked to the core.

i mean hand jobs and rock bottoms. were these people raised in burlesque salons?! i dont think i could ever bring myself to talk like that to a girl --- unless of course she liked that sort of talk and then she'll think all her eids and birthdays had come at once.

actually my own experience of internet dating has been a mixed bundle. These are the worst ones. the ugly spanish girl with brown teeth (used fake pix to ensnare me). the midget from lahore (went on and on and on about herself and when she finally got round to asking me something, she remembered she had to leave). the painfully shy academic (complete off-the-boat desi who treated the whole thing like it was an honour for her, but oh you should have seen how her eyes came alive at the mention of wittgenstein). the one who was too nervous to say anything (i was impressed at my ability to talk endlessly about nothing in particular). and the evil one who took one look at me, said "no this aint gonna work" and walked off! i almost cried at the knock-back but now i can laugh at the situation and sort of admire her directness.

but i did meet my last ex on the net and we were together for nearly half-a-year. so it definitely has it moments!

Login to find out (July 6, 2005 at 6:53pm)

GreeneyesNot, why not take that thinking to its logical conclusion and never see any guy again!? You can't make a decision like that on one guy - they're all different... Weird. I'm usually telling guys that!

Login to find out (July 6, 2005 at 12:17pm)

LOL! Emma: Hand job - hahahahhahahhahaaha! Fantastic. I must give him props. I'd like to shake his hand. Erm. Maybe not. Anyway, I've found that the minute you turn DOWN sex from a girl, they go crazy trying to seduce you... Like it's an affront to their powers or something.

(Sheesh, now that I'm actually going out with someone you guys know, like me make clear I'm NOT talking about Choti, okay? In fact for all future posts - nothing I say is referring to Chots, right? Jeez.)

Login to find out (July 6, 2005 at 11:15am)

only one ball missing begs?

Login to find out (July 6, 2005 at 10:57am)

lol

Login to find out (July 6, 2005 at 10:52am)

I am so glad I have never had anyone like that approach me..they will be leaving with one ball missing!..

Login to find out (July 6, 2005 at 10:31am)

one guy asked me on the first date if i'd sleep with him, when i said no he asked for a hand job instead. The funny thing is i never called him back and a few monts later he emailed me to say he got married.

Login to find out (July 6, 2005 at 10:26am)

i had to buy one of my date's his drink plus my drink on our first date (i think a guy should buy the first drink)...

Login to find out (July 6, 2005 at 10:25am)

another one fell in love with me as soon as i met him - that day we went to the theatre so we hardly spoke anyway. i went home straight away!

Login to find out (July 6, 2005 at 10:24am)

i had a date with a guy who asked straight away whether i'd get physical with him.. i found him really funny and wasn't offended actually!

Login to find out (July 6, 2005 at 9:28am)

my sis set me up on a date with someone she worked with, she assured me that he was a nice guy but what she didnt tell me was that he reakied of curry! I was not impresesed. What annoyed me further was that he had to leave early, now i dont know if he was making excuses cos he was having a c*ap time or if he genuinely had to take his grannie for a walk.

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