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Following recent events in Baghdad and the increased crime, a man decides to buy a guard dog for the family home. Figuring he wants the best to protect his family, he goes to the most prestigious pet store in Mansour.
As the man enters the store, he finds lots of dogs all, the same breed (Doberman) sitting over 3 shelves, so he decides to ask the shop owner for help "mar7aba akhee, ibesh alchalib?" he asks.
The owner points to the bottom shelf and says "hathola ib $1000"
The man shocked at the price says "laish??? moo hwaya?"
The owner replies "la 3azizi, hathowla ilchlab itha ija yamak 7arami, y3aw3oo oo y3ath il7arami oo yibqa lazma ila an yjoon ilshurta"
WOW the man is impressed, but still curious asks while pointing at the second shelf, "la3ad hathola ilchlab ibaysh?"
The owner says "$2000"
The man says "laish, moo hwaya? laish hathowla sheesawoon?"
The owner replies "hathola ilchlab, ham itha ija yamak 7arami, y3aw3oo oo y3ath il7arami oo huwa yakhuth il7arami lil shurta, 7ata inta ma yi7taj itgoom min nowmak"
The man is seriously impressed by this, but now he sees only one dog on the top shelf and has to ask the owner "zain hatha ilchalib ilee wa7da lee fowg, hatha ibaysh?"
The owner shakes his head and says "Hatha ib $100,000"
"Laish??!?!? Hatha la3ad she ysawee??" the man asks stunned
"anee ham madree, bas kul ilchilaab itsee7la sayidee!" The owner replies

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Very funny and the iraqi accent makes it amazing.

SAD but True.... the iraqi life has never seen peace or happiness.... we have always been in wars, beaten-up and screwed with!!! When is all of this gonna end? I'm still hopeful that the situation will be better, even thought I know it is getting worse by day... overtime, inshallah it will be a great country again.... We need another dictator to run the country, but a good dictator, and not a killer.... Iraqis are not easy people and we can't handle democracy all at once...it will ruin everything.... What do you think? I'm not talking about everyone, but the bad apples... who ruin it for everyone, which is what is happening now.....

It will be rediculius of me to be the sound of reason here!! lol since I have my own fanatic ideas. But this JE was (Iraqi Joke), but my friend (somebody83) is So Iraqi, that she starts her joke, we laugh, then she make us cry. Thats the Iraqi life.

yeah, well the first time he left was in january to jordan, then he went back and left in june to come to the u.s. and he said there were major changes from january to june, everything is 2 million times worse now even since january of 2005.

our neighbors from iraq called us a few days ago too, they sold their house and everything and moved to Jordan to live there permenantely.

this is horrible, our situation is worse than palestine now.... i really don't know what the solution is, i just hate that f***** b@stard bush so much. i hope he goes to hell and burns forever, he ruins and kills a whole nation for his greed.

and no offense to anybody here i hope but these iraqis in michigan were supporting bush, they held support rallies and funded him

yeah saddam was horrible but more people are dying now, nobody has a life, nothing is stable... is this really what iraqis wanted? i hope the so-called iraqi council is happy. good for them they got to change the writing on the flag, what a huge accomplishment.

crapppppppp.... I didn't think it was that bad, but what the hell do I know living in Canada!!!.... allah weyahoum..... dude.... that really sucks...

When is all of this going to end? I don't think it will end, even if the Americans leave...... it might actually get worse if they leave, what do you think?

He also said slaughtering people is very normal now, so many people get their heads cut off just like sheep. if you are driving a nice car, you will be seen on the street with your head cut off and your car gone. also a lot of people get kidnapped and they ask for money, even when you give them the money they don't return them... i've heard that the people they kidnap are used as suicide bombers against their will. he said sometimes when you're crossing a brige or something they just close it and tell you if you want to cross you have to leave your car on the other side and walk over the bridge. ba3ad shinu.... oh land mines and bombs are everywhere, they just stop the cars, tell them we have to blow up the bomb before you go. that's all i've got for now i guess.

*: that is realy sad... contradictory in a sense.... a check point to protect innocent civilians, which are the same once killed at the checkpoint.... inshallah they will learn to stop!!!

What else did your cousin tell you? Share some stories please.. don't worry if you turn this village into a 3aza....lolllllll... :)

umm no... not yet lol... but seriously my mom's cousin just came here from iraq and he said there's checkpoints every 2 miles in baghad. it takes you like 3 hours to go 10 miles. and he said a lot of families get killed because they don't stop the car when americans tell them to, they think we have a whole family with us they can't think we're suicide bombers and the whole family ends up getting slaughtered by americans.

i just turned the joke thread into a ta3ziya thread lol great job (H)

I'm glad you are doing well.... I thought you might have gone back home to accept your new position in the Ministry of Leeeeesh Mako Kahraba2.... lollllllllllllll

thanks omar lol... my computer was down all of last week, i ran this stupid program that "accidentally" deleted everything including windows... but all is good now :D

p.s. never ever use errorguard (H)

Hey.... Somebody83, where are you!!!! you have been missing in action for a while :)

Remember, we are nobody without somebody.. lollllllllllllllllllllll

haha somebody83 i went to the link...some of them are so funny THANKS :)

Its a Metaphore Aya

link not working :(
www.aliraqi.org threadid=47927

i guess click on the link and add & threadid=47927 to it

thanks guys i didn't really write it though lol i copied it :D

i don't think naseeb supports arabic font right?

there's this post from a forum, it's arabic font, about iraqi horoscopes, it's really hillarious, check it out here:
link

heheheheheheeeeeeeeeee hahahah oh that's hillarious thanks somebody83:)

hahhhhh .... I love the way your wrote in iraqi accent... just reading it sounds funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy......:)

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