this has been pretty dead...i've got a few in my journals if anyone's interested...the problem is that 90% of jokes are in poor taste or offensive....so they don't really get on here ;)

I don't know if it is that dead, I just joined and I am enjoying the jokes so far. I have some oneliners a friend emailed me.

1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences...He thought he was god and I didn't

2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

4. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Last, but not least:
I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing.