joke of the day
A family in an apartment house in the suburbs of a large city had a cat to which they were very attached.One day the cat got sick and finally died.As there was no rear yard to their home in which to bury the cat.father was forced to wrap the cat up in a newspaper and take it with him,being carefully reminded by mother to toss the bundle from train windw when en route to his work.
Father placed his bundle upon the baggage rack over his seat,but struck up a conversation with a fellow commuter and forgot to toss the bundle out the window.He took the package n to his office.thinking that he would dispose of it on his way home that evening.But again he got to talking to someone on the train.He forgot about the cat,and still had the bundle under his arm when he arrived home.His wife scolded him about it father promised to take of the matter tha next day. But once again his memory failed him.When for the third time he arrived home still carrying the bundle,poor mther became quite angry.
"You've got to dispose of that cat right now," said she."Put it in the furnace right now as the fireman is seldom there at this hour."
Well,father decided perhaps he'd better take it to the basement and put it in a furnace,but as he lifted the bundle from a table it fell open,and lo and behold there was ------a boiled ham!!!!!!!
Father placed his bundle upon the baggage rack over his seat,but struck up a conversation with a fellow commuter and forgot to toss the bundle out the window.He took the package n to his office.thinking that he would dispose of it on his way home that evening.But again he got to talking to someone on the train.He forgot about the cat,and still had the bundle under his arm when he arrived home.His wife scolded him about it father promised to take of the matter tha next day. But once again his memory failed him.When for the third time he arrived home still carrying the bundle,poor mther became quite angry.
"You've got to dispose of that cat right now," said she."Put it in the furnace right now as the fireman is seldom there at this hour."
Well,father decided perhaps he'd better take it to the basement and put it in a furnace,but as he lifted the bundle from a table it fell open,and lo and behold there was ------a boiled ham!!!!!!!



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The doctor says 'OK. Touch your elbow.'
The Sardarji touches his elbow and winces in genuine pain.
The doctor, surprised, says 'Touch your head.'
The Sardarji touches his head and jumps in agony.
The doctor asks him to touch his knee and the same thing happens.
Everywhere the Sardar touches it hurts like hell.
The doctor is stumped and orders a complete examination with x-rays, etc. and tells the Sardar to come back in two days.
Two days later the Sardar comes back and the doctor says; 'We've found your problem.'
Sardarji: 'Oh yeah? What is it?'
Doctor: 'You've broken your finger!'
"treat me like ur wife"
sardar collected all dress and started washing
looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
> Dealer gave 11 crore after
> > deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 crore or
> else return my 20 Rs back.!
> >
> "Darling on our engangement
> > will you give me a ring? He said "Ya, sure what's
> your phone number?
> into future tense.
> > > > Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to
> jail".
> >
> climbs tree, sits on the branch
> > regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardar:
> "I've been promoted as branch
> > manager."
> face in a funeral function.
> > Suddenly all relatives beat him. Why? He said
> "SMILE PLEASE"
> Again had twins & named Peter
> > & Repeater. Again twins & named Max &
> Climax.Again the same. Disgusted Sardar
> > named them TIRED & RETIRED!
> >
> after every 10 sec a women gives
> > birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up - we must find
> & stop her!