Hiyaaaaaaaaaa allllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!
Been a long time since I have been here just thought I would try and put some life back into the village. I hope you enjoy my wee jokes and if not hummppphhh at least I tried!!
:) :P





Sardar is sitting his final University examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes. Then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. "Oye, I am only following the instructions - 'Answer in brief'." says the Sardar.







Sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary Expected: He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote: Yes




Santa Singh and Banta singh are sitting in a bar sipping Black Label Johnny walker when Banta singh noticed a gorgeous blonde sitting by herself in a corner. As he was getting up to talk to her. Bar Tender said "Hey don't worry about her, She is a lesbian! ". Banta singh "Lesbian or no lesbian, I get all of them" Then leaping forward in a very sexy voice he said "Where exactly in Lesbia, you from?"





Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?" The sardarji replied "I am thanking him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."