There were three old black ladies getting ready to take a plane
across the ocean. The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'all, but
I'm gunna wear me some hot pink panties beefo I gets on dat plane." "Why
you gonna wear dem fo?" the other two asked. The first replied, "Cause, if
dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey
gonna find me first." The second lady said, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some
flooresant orange panties." "Why you gonna wear dem?" the others asked. The
second lady answered, "Cause if dis hareplane is goin' down and I'm
floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first." The third old lady
says, "Well, I'm not going to wear any panties....." "What? No panties?"
the others asked in disbelief. "Dat's right, you heard me. I'm not wearing
any panties," the third lady said, cause if dis plane goes down, honey dey
always look for da black box first."