>A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've
>been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?"
>the husband asks, "What happened?"
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>
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>His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to
>stand
>in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not have a
>headache;
>I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.' It worked! The
>headaches are all gone."
>
>The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."
>His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire
>in
>the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and
>see if he can do anything for that?" The husband agrees to try it.
>
>Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes,
>picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the
>bed
>and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
>
>He goes into the bathroom and comes back A few minutes later and jumps
>into
>bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.
>
>His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"
>The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back."
>He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better
>than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
>
>Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." With that, he
>goes back in the bathroom. This time, his wife quietly follows him and
>there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying,
>"She's not my wife. She's not my wife. She's not my wife!
>
>His funeral services will be held on Monday........
>