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Kids Are Embarrassing
Having advocated having kids earlier today, now I will hit you with something more potent than the best birth control..
cringe-inducing quotes from kids (my precocious 6 year old here) - add any you have from your own youth, nieces, nephews etc... ok there are some cute ones too..
** Which day of the week is our holy day? me: Friday.
** What are we supposed to do on Friday? me: pray, go to mosque.
** Why don't we go to the mosque? me: cos it doesn't have a ladies' section.
** That sucks!!
* Mummy goes on naseeb.com to look for a husband! (would be a lottt less embarrassing if she had actually worked this out, instead of my sister telling her to say it AND if she had not announced this to my parents :( )
* another one i have decked my sister for telling my kid to repeat: Mum, how are you ever going to get married again if you don't find boys to make friends with ?
cringe-inducing quotes from kids (my precocious 6 year old here) - add any you have from your own youth, nieces, nephews etc... ok there are some cute ones too..
** Which day of the week is our holy day? me: Friday.
** What are we supposed to do on Friday? me: pray, go to mosque.
** Why don't we go to the mosque? me: cos it doesn't have a ladies' section.
** That sucks!!
* Mummy goes on naseeb.com to look for a husband! (would be a lottt less embarrassing if she had actually worked this out, instead of my sister telling her to say it AND if she had not announced this to my parents :( )
* another one i have decked my sister for telling my kid to repeat: Mum, how are you ever going to get married again if you don't find boys to make friends with ?
Comments on this journal
hmmmpphh....
hehe virgo.. yes i have that problem ALL the time too.. plus my kid looks at my fcuk t-shirt and says .. 'cool as f...!'.. and has to be corrected... :(
haha mystic, that's funny
the other (inevitable one) that cracks me up (especially because i witnessed it in the kids' section of a library) is - 5 year old in pin-drop-silent-library in a LOUD IRRITATING 5 year olds' voice: 'BUT MUMMY, where DO babies come from ?!?'
"Puppee (urdu name referred to dad's sista) you have gone fat"
:( :( :(
my cousin, when i was 17 and she was about 3, (while in my arms) poked my breast and asked what it was. So, I told her it was a breast. She looked up at me and said, "but Katie, why do you have breasts? you don;t have any kids... you're not even married!" lol. i had to explain to her that eventhough they are not CURRENTLY being used for milk, that they are a natural part of a girl - even at 17.