one more,

An older father noticed his son's Viagra tablets in the medicine cabinet. "Could I try one?" he asked.

"Sure," his son replied, "but make the most of it. Each of those pills costs ten bucks."

His dad was shocked by the price. "Don't worry," he promised. "I'll pay you back."

The next morning the son found an envelope under his breakfast plate. Inside was $110.

"Dad," he said, "that pill only cost $10."

"I know," his father said, smiling. "The ten is from me. The hundred is from your mother."

not bad ...here is another one ...

One lady walks into the pharmacy and ask the pharmacist for Cyanide.
Pharmacist, " miss what do u need cyanide for?
lady, "i need to give in to my husband"
pharmacist replies, " Lord have mercy, are you out of your mind. I will loose my job and we both will end up in the jail."
Lady goes " you don't know, my husband cheated on me, he slept with another women."
she takes this picture out of her purse and shows it to the pharmacist where her husband is in the bed with the pharmacist's wife.

Pharmacist reply to the lady " Now you did not tell me that you had a prescription for it."

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I had a 78 year old lady come in and asked me if we sold vibrators. I looked at her for 10 seconds and said uhhhhhh and I was thinking are you kidding me??? So I asked her what exactly is a vibrator? It turned out she was looking for those back massagers. One of the most akward situations in my life...

Shugz' comments:

cute joke Toodledoo...here's one that my friend sent me..
The wedding
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their desision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a pharmacy. Jacob suggests they go in. He addresses the pharmacist, "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medication for rheumatism, scoliosis?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely"
Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course"
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, agarol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?" Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes"
Jacob says to the pharmacist: "We'd like to register for our wedding gifts here please"

hehehe :)

i can't see Shugz comments :s can someone paste them please?

Aww thanks for the expln Toodle :P

Yours is cute too Shugz! :P

Have you seen my Coffin one? :P

cute joke Toodledoo...here's one that my friend sent me..
The wedding
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their desision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a pharmacy. Jacob suggests they go in. He addresses the pharmacist, "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medication for rheumatism, scoliosis?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely"
Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course"
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, agarol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?" Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes"
Jacob says to the pharmacist: "We'd like to register for our wedding gifts here please"

hehehe :)

awe you guys don't get the joke?

limewater is another name for calcium carbonate ....it has nothing to do with actual lime or water

Me neither :#