1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door

3. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

4. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

5. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.


6. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.


7. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.


8. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40years.Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions

9. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him
checkbooks.

10. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital

12. Sadly, all men are created equal