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Look at the Laloo's point


A British Diplomat paid a courtesy visit to Lalloojee. During a Garden party at the Palace, he thought of entertaining Lalloojee with the following magic of numbers.
He said, " Your excellency,Look at the value of the alphabet
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Now, look at this Sir, if we calculate together it will be

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 % Only

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96 % Only

L O B B Y I N G
12 15 2 2 25 9 14 7 = 86 % Only

L U C K
12 21 3 11 = 47 % Only

Sir, you should look at the final one, which is most important.

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 %

Sir, do you find it useful?
This magic can work on your people to improve themselves, increase productivity, and make your Kingdom prosperous.
Sir, I can arrange to send our experts to coach your people. We can do it in less than a year"
Lalloojee thought for a while and said,
" I have better formula. See this......

C O R R U P T I O N
3 15 18 21 16 9 15 14 = 111 %

...................
Do you want me to come and teach your people?
I can do it in less than one week."
 

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Login to find out (September 3, 2005 at 11:26pm)
It would not even take him, more than a day to corrupt the poor brit' arses thoroughly;). LOL