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Loving Wife... a joke...
Mildred was a 93-year-old woman, particularly despondent over the death
of
her husband,Earl. She decided she would just kill herself and join him
in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took
out Earl's
old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart,
since it was so
badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ
and become a vegetable and
burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just
exactly
where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, "Your heart would
be just below
your left breast." Later that night Mildred was admitted to the
hospital with a gunshot wound
to her knee.
of
her husband,Earl. She decided she would just kill herself and join him
in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took
out Earl's
old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart,
since it was so
badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ
and become a vegetable and
burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just
exactly
where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, "Your heart would
be just below
your left breast." Later that night Mildred was admitted to the
hospital with a gunshot wound
to her knee.
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p.s good documentary last night..well done to the dude..you guys are all media whores aren't you!..
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