Hey All ..am new to this village ..was asked by an existing member to join and put up my latest JE here for you all to ermmm 'enjoy' ....lol... its my potential entry for the 'made on Naseeb' comp .. a very touching story I hope you will agree ....dont forget to vote for us !!! lol...;)

LondonMale and Psycho_woman_from_hell

It was a normal day just like any other, hadn?t been on Naseeb particularly long and the chat window was up and running in the background while I was busy surfing another site, then I heard the distinct ping of a chat request, in my excitement I quickly sprang sites and enthusiastically took a look at who had decided to get in touch. I looked at the chat request in anticipation, her name was fascinating ?psycho_woman_from_hell? and her picture was alluring to say the least, wild mad hair and huge insane eyes almost bulging out of the skull staring right into my soul. A closer inspection of the picture on her profile revealed a devils Pentecost tattooed on her forehead with a rather touching finish in the centre, the words ?Kill All Men? in blood red letters. The rest of her profile was pretty sparse, but no matter I was already hooked, who was this interesting and beautiful woman? I wanted to find out more! Our initial chat went really well, she had rather a lot of interest in the human male body, dissection and torture techniques. Mashallah! A potential surgeon, my parents would be happy!

Things progressed quickly from there and we soon arranged to meet up. I was pretty nervous on our first date as any young man looking and hoping for love would be. So it was with some tender anticipation that I entered the ?London Home For The Violently and Dangerously Criminally Insane? where she was currently residing. Wow she looked good! The orderly wheeled her in strapped to a vertical wheel trailer, she looked quite fetching in her strait jacket and Hannibal Lecter restraint mask. I knew she liked me when she said she wanted to rip my face off and eat it whilst sawing off my arm. She definitely had a way with words, my heart was fluttering (she offered to eat that too!). She took my address and said she looked forward to seeing me very very soon in a rather spine chilling, yet affectionate way. I left the home with a spring in my step, ?could I have finally found the one?? I thought to myself.

All was quiet for a few days after that, all sorts of things ran through my mind, maybe she didn?t like me after all, had she met someone else? I needn?t have worried as around 3am one Saturday (aahh yes I remember it well!) I heard a violent ringing and spine chilling scream at my flat door that awoke me from my peaceful slumber. I answered and it was her! She looked well though a bit agitated, mad eyes, her face and hands covered heavily in some blood red substance. ?Awww? I thought, she really piled on the rouge for this surprise visit!

She sped straight into my flat and quickly made herself at home, checking the sharpness of all the kitchen knives on my hands (sheesh, this woman was obviously a stickler for making sure the domestic home is right, not that it mattered to me but another plus point in my parents books!). She insisted that there was no need for me to cook and was happy to eat the raw chicken meat I had in the kitchen, my this girl was considerate!

After eating we snuggled up on the sofa and started watching some TV, when something very touching happened, a news flash came up on the TV of a violently dangerous insane criminal escaping from the home and just as they were about to flash up a picture of the person she picked me up and hurled me violently at the television set smashing it into pieces. This was obviously her way of telling me that we didn?t need TV, we had each other now. By this time I knew I had met someone very special and my heart was a joy!

Tired we soon went to sleep, where I had some rather interesting dreams, I would seem to wake up periodically during the night and she would be there above me looking manic, I could feel a hose pipe round my neck being pulled tighter and she was chanting ?die die!?, what dreams I was having about her! I was obviously in love!

I woke up quite late the next day to find her in the kitchen cooking lunch, she was making a feast, so much raw meat she had bought, it seemed to have a strange rotting human fleshness about it, the tricks the mind plays on you when in love! I asked if my friend had called round, and she mumbled something about boiling his head, which I took to mean she told him to leave so we could spend more time alone. How sweet!

The food was ample and fit for a king, although the meat tasted not like anything I had eaten before, I ate as much as I could out of politeness, but she scoffed it all down, ripping the meat with her hands and guzzling it down, ?they obviously didn?t feed you too well at the home?, I joked, how we laughed!

Sadly our time together was over almost as quickly as it started, one day she just vanished, totally, a sad day I will always remember. It was the same day there was a huge commotion at the bottom of my street, police sirens blaring and hordes of armed officers. Although our time together was brief, it was very special, I still lie awake at night hoping for the day she may return to me, but I feel she was too much of a free spirit and needed to move on. Naseeb, thank you so much for introducing me to this special lady that I will never forget, and although I have been assured there are plenty more like her on Naseeb, its just not the same.