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Magic Beer


A lady walks into a fancy high-rise restaurant and sees a really cute guy
sitting at the bar. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.
"Magic Beer", he says. She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks
around the bar a bit, but after realizing that there is no one else worth
talking to, goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says, "That isn't
really Magic Beer, is it?"

"Yes, I'll show you."

He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the
building 3 times and comes back in the window.

The lady can't believ! e it: "I bet you can't do that again."

He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the
building 3 times, and comes back in the window.

She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to
the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having."

She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window,
plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body and dies.

The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, you're a
real asshole when you're drunk."
 

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