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Men always get caught!
I was sent this by email....
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> >
> > > >WIFE:
> > > >What would you do if I died? Would you get married
> > > again?
> > > >
> > > >HUSBAND:
> > > >Definitely not!
> > > >
> > > >WIFE:
> > > >Why not - don't you like being married?
> > > >
> > > >HUSBAND:
> > > >Of course I do.
> > > >
> > > >WIFE:
> > > >Then why wouldn't you remarry?
> > > >
> > > >HUSBAND:
> > > >Okay, I'd get married again.
> > > >
> > > >WIFE:
> > > >You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
> > > >
> > > >HUSBAND:
> > > >makes audible groan).
> > > >
> > > >WIFE:
> > > >Would you live in our house?
> > > >
> > > >HUSBAND:
> > > >Sure, it's a great house.
> > > >
> > > >WIFE:
> > > >Would you sleep with her in our bed?
> > > >
> > > >HUSBAND:
> > > >Where else would we sleep?
> > > >
> > > >WIFE:
> > > >Would you let her drive my car?
> > > >
> > > >HUSBAND:
> > > >Probably, it is almost new.
> > > >
> > > >WIFE:
> > > >Would you replace my pictures with hers?
> > > >
> > > >HUSBAND:
> > > >That would seem like the proper thing to do.
> > > >
> > > >WIFE:
> > > >Would she use my golf clubs?
> > > >
> > > >HUSBAND:
> > > >No, she's left-handed.
> > > >
> > > >WIFE:
> > > >- - silence - -
> > > >
> > > >HUSBAND:
> > > >F**k
>
> >
> > > >WIFE:
> > > >What would you do if I died? Would you get married
> > > again?
> > > >
> > > >HUSBAND:
> > > >Definitely not!
> > > >
> > > >WIFE:
> > > >Why not - don't you like being married?
> > > >
> > > >HUSBAND:
> > > >Of course I do.
> > > >
> > > >WIFE:
> > > >Then why wouldn't you remarry?
> > > >
> > > >HUSBAND:
> > > >Okay, I'd get married again.
> > > >
> > > >WIFE:
> > > >You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
> > > >
> > > >HUSBAND:
> > > >makes audible groan).
> > > >
> > > >WIFE:
> > > >Would you live in our house?
> > > >
> > > >HUSBAND:
> > > >Sure, it's a great house.
> > > >
> > > >WIFE:
> > > >Would you sleep with her in our bed?
> > > >
> > > >HUSBAND:
> > > >Where else would we sleep?
> > > >
> > > >WIFE:
> > > >Would you let her drive my car?
> > > >
> > > >HUSBAND:
> > > >Probably, it is almost new.
> > > >
> > > >WIFE:
> > > >Would you replace my pictures with hers?
> > > >
> > > >HUSBAND:
> > > >That would seem like the proper thing to do.
> > > >
> > > >WIFE:
> > > >Would she use my golf clubs?
> > > >
> > > >HUSBAND:
> > > >No, she's left-handed.
> > > >
> > > >WIFE:
> > > >- - silence - -
> > > >
> > > >HUSBAND:
> > > >F**k
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