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Men always get caught out!


WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND: Definitely not!

WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?

HUSBAND: Of course I do.

WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.

WIFE: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: Would you live in our house?

HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house.

WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?

WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?

HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new.

WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?

HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.

WIFE: - - silence

HUSBAND: F**k
 

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Login to find out (September 22, 2005 at 4:56pm)
LOL - nice one Nussie!
 
Login to find out (September 22, 2005 at 6:54am)
oh ok no prob nussie.. i thought it was just me having a deja vu! at least it shows that i do read the stuff here!
 
Login to find out (September 22, 2005 at 6:50am)
U know what - CP ur probably right - and it was probably me that put it up - its the amnesia after the accident you see - makes me forget stuff......... :-
 
Login to find out (September 22, 2005 at 6:43am)
did we not have this before on london crew??
 
Login to find out (September 22, 2005 at 4:24am)
I BET THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN DOC AND SHAZIA,,,, THIS IS WHY HE HAD TO CHANGE HIS PICTURE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

GOOD MORNING NUSSIE,,,,,,,, I'M SHATTERED AS RUBY WOULDN'T SLEEP BUT CHIT CHAT ALL NIGHT,,,, BLESS HER,,,,,,, DNT KNOW WHY SHE SLEPT IN MY BED AND NOT GUEST ROOM!!!
 
Login to find out (September 22, 2005 at 3:34am)
LOLOLOLOLLOLLOl

quality
 
Login to find out (September 21, 2005 at 3:47pm)
OH my god!!!