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MEN AND WOMEN,,,,, HOLD ON!!!
>>
>>NICKNAMES
>>
>>If Laura, Suzanne, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call
>>each
>>other Laura, Suzanne, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Charlie, Dave and
>>John go
>>out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy,
>>Godzilla,
>>Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
>>
>>EATING OUT
>>
>>When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Dave and John will each throw
>>in
>>$20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have
>>anything
>>smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When
>>the
>>girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
>>
>>MONEY
>>
>>A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.A woman will pay $1 for a
>>$2
>>item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
>>
>>BATHROOMS
>>
>>A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste,
>>shaving
>>cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from K-Mart. The average
>>number
>>of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be
>>able
>>to identify most of these items.
>>
>>ARGUMENTS
>>
>>A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says
>>after
>>that is the beginning of a new argument.
>>
>>CATS
>>
>>Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't
>>looking,
>>men kick cats.
>>
>>FUTURE
>>
>>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man
>>never
>>worries about the future until he gets a wife.
>>
>>SUCCESS
>>
>>A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
>>spend. A
>>successful woman is one who can find such a man.
>>
>>MARRIAGE
>>
>>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A
>>man
>>marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
>>
>>DRESSING UP
>>
>>A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the
>>bins,
>>answer the phone, read a book, and get the post. A man will dress
>>up for
>>weddings and funerals.
>>
>>NATURAL
>>
>>Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow
>>deteriorate during the night.
>>
>>OFFSPRING
>>
>>Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about
>>dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods,
>>secret
>>fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short
>>people
>>living in the house.
>>
>>THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
>>
>>Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two
>>people
>>remembering the same thing
>>
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>
>>NICKNAMES
>>
>>If Laura, Suzanne, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call
>>each
>>other Laura, Suzanne, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Charlie, Dave and
>>John go
>>out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy,
>>Godzilla,
>>Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
>>
>>EATING OUT
>>
>>When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Dave and John will each throw
>>in
>>$20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have
>>anything
>>smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When
>>the
>>girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
>>
>>MONEY
>>
>>A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.A woman will pay $1 for a
>>$2
>>item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
>>
>>BATHROOMS
>>
>>A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste,
>>shaving
>>cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from K-Mart. The average
>>number
>>of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be
>>able
>>to identify most of these items.
>>
>>ARGUMENTS
>>
>>A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says
>>after
>>that is the beginning of a new argument.
>>
>>CATS
>>
>>Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't
>>looking,
>>men kick cats.
>>
>>FUTURE
>>
>>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man
>>never
>>worries about the future until he gets a wife.
>>
>>SUCCESS
>>
>>A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
>>spend. A
>>successful woman is one who can find such a man.
>>
>>MARRIAGE
>>
>>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A
>>man
>>marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
>>
>>DRESSING UP
>>
>>A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the
>>bins,
>>answer the phone, read a book, and get the post. A man will dress
>>up for
>>weddings and funerals.
>>
>>NATURAL
>>
>>Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow
>>deteriorate during the night.
>>
>>OFFSPRING
>>
>>Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about
>>dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods,
>>secret
>>fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short
>>people
>>living in the house.
>>
>>THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
>>
>>Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two
>>people
>>remembering the same thing
>>
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