Men are like....

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Men are like....

1. Men are like...Laxatives... They irritate the 'crap' out of you.

2. Men are like...Bananas... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather... Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like Blenders... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like Chocolate... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like Commercials... You can't believe all they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like Government Bonds... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like Mascara... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

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that is what goat said:

CM: I'm jus lookin for some good ol hearty e-action here since this is the last place my bheevi-to-be (Insh'Allah T'alla) would expect it . Is that a fair enough explanation?

And I wore dazzling purple by Avon today, somethin bout purple makes my lips seem more plush and sexy *teehee*

What did Goat say now? I wonder why I can't read his comments. I used to be able to. Darn.

this is what goat said:

GoatBuster

CM: Maybe that explains why you're in the "Single Girls" section lol...

but "12. Men are like Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright." got me laughing

and "13. Men are like Parking Spots... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped." is the same with women

What did Goatbuster say? I can't read his comments.

lol....was laughing

and finally...if i am single and a girl then i think i should be in this village....so girlfirend....what shade of lipstick u wearing today

~this comment is for goat~

too

um...maybe...but it EXPLAINS why ur a "single GIRL" village

um...ok... );

and I thought doing a dramatic re-enactment of an institutionalized person was "crazy".... but that racoon thing tops it all!!

um....ok );

My friend is so crazy that everytime he leaves the house, he has to walk backwards to his car, and always wears a lucky racoon's paw around his neck. The problem is, he needs a new racoon's paw every night....so he is always hunting, on the prowl.........you can see him at nights, with his flashlight and bow and arrow, searching for those pesky racoon's with the lucky paws.
Now HE is crazy! :P

Pez, now that was CRAZY FUNNY! Girl you be making me
laugh right about now! LoL! HaHa.

Tanveer786, this woman is not like any man I know!!!!!!
(so therefore, I ain't a B****!! thank you verry much!!!)

And IdStar, a select few women can even be EYE Candy!
:)

Crazy?! I was crazy once. Then they locked me up, and I died. Then they buried me with BUGS!

BUGS!!!! I hate BUGS! They drive me CRAZY!!!

CRAZY?!? I was crazy once. Then they locked me up, and I died. Then they buried me with BUGS!!!!

BUGS?!?!? I HATE BUGS!!! THEY DRIVE ME CRAZY.......

im saying some women act crazy at times...i should know, i did too on occassion... some have distorted views on life, and reality...

Not all women are crazy. In fact, most women are sane. A select few women can be ear candy :)

When you say women are crazy, WHO are you talking about?

I can be crazy at times --- actually just once in my life.
Otherwise, I'm always RIGHT! HeeHee. J/k!

Womaninlove: well said. To every dispute, there are three versions:

1. Her version
2. His version
3. The Truth

We never get to hear about #3, in reality!

theres good n bad everywhere! and it takes 2 to tango! and 2 sides to every version!!

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