might as well turn the thermometer down a bit
since i'm all alone....
let me see... i'm thirsty, but no cups! i'll just drink out of the bottle.
hmm dee dumm... i'm gonna clip my toenails on the kitchen table, and run around in my boxers all day sweet...
let me see... i'm thirsty, but no cups! i'll just drink out of the bottle.
hmm dee dumm... i'm gonna clip my toenails on the kitchen table, and run around in my boxers all day sweet...



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hmm.... i'm gonna have to put down some traps...
maybe put a fanjin of coffee on and light my arguila....
you didnt move my files though did you?
manly man actions are truely manly indeed.
ever seens i've attained this pinacle on the testosterone mountain i have been considering getting 2 bearded dwarfs, to follow me around singing
"manly manly manly manly manly"
over and over again to the tune of row row row your boat.
problem is i can't find one with a deep enough baritone to do my vision justice.
i've expanded my little adventour in my journal on my page.
feel free the door is always open.
for real!
i knocked the wall offa my bathroom, spackeld the damn thing and retiled it. also jiggered with the plumbing. i wrenched stuff.
i can't shower now for 2 days cause the white stuff needs to dry.
that kinda sucks. i shoulda showered real quick before i spackled, but it's too late now, so no good worrying about it.
all this cause it was leaking into my basement.
i don't know if it fixed it, but that's really secondary at this point.
i am manly manly now.
i should get a lether jacket and go fight some crime or something. Like McGuyver.
McGuyver was kinda like a hero. although these days he'd just be the guy who ran around nullifying everyones warranties.
McGuyver probably woulda duct taped the tiles to the wall. HA! fool. i used that white stuff.
McGuyver wore tight pants and had a bad hairdo.
I wear flannel and have a bad hairdo.
interestingly though, both of us ran around pretending to be doctors in a General Hospital.
I did it in Mass General hospital, him in just plain old General Hospital.
Mass General is clearly superior.
and we both have leather jackets.
although i can't seem to find mine...
??
i said it right there...
"jeeesus!
get your asz back here, They'er building a wall around your hometown!!! c'mon bro! palestine needs you!"
see?
Are you talking to me?
back from Palestine!
WHAT A MEESSSS!!!
jeeesus!
get your asz back here, They'er building a wall around your hometown!!! c'mon bro! palestine needs you!
hmmm...
will it be worth it?
that remains to be seen, i met some very nice people with whom i'll be going to falasteen with in a few days, but! my arms are weak and sickly looking and my belly protudes as if it wishes to see whats "going on over there?"
a worthwhile exchage????
hard to tell....
it's so frustrating when the collision detection on a game is off.
I hope people who make flash animations put that extra bit of time to tweak their collision detection, cause seriously, this is frustrating
grrr....
for new yeas, i resolve to learn flash. anyone know where i can get a cheap macromedia program? and a cheap "macromedia for dummies" book?
also i wanna add someone (anyone) to my circle of friends. i feel so cold and alone.
any takers?
also, causei know you all are intersted, the guy next to me in the library is drunk as hell
very cool. lets hear it for morrocco!
time to turn up the thermometer
another day wasted... sigh.
i really should work on my work ethic... but, if it wasn't so poor it wouldn't need work.
and since it is in fact so increadibly lax (more so this weekend than most i've noticed) It seems like this is a mission doomed to failure...
alas, though most people fail to recognize it, there are indeed, downsides to being a lazy good for nothing.
i guess i owe her sex now?