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MPG?s Rishta Application Form
Hey Guys!! Are you ready for a real SUPER WOMAN!!??
If you answered yes......please continue...
In light of recent events between me and Tanveer786, I?ve decided to find someone to fill the position of my e-husband.
Please answer the questions below:
1) Do you have a hairy back?
a) If you answered yes?.have you ever been waxed? Can you......please?
2) Do you bite your toe nails?
a) If you answered no?.do you bite your fingernails?
3) Are you bald?
a) If you answered yes?.is it by choice or genes?
b) If you answered yes?.how smooth is your skin?
4) Are a romantic, sensitive guy?
a) If you answered yes?..are you the girl in most of your relationships?
5) Would you mind if I watched television totally zoned out with my one arm around your shoulders and my hand in the inside of pants by the waist?
6) Do you smell?
a) If you answered no?.are you lying, are you in denial, or do you splash a lot of cologne?
7) Do you like to get spanked?
a) If you answered yes???you might have issues from when you were younger? (LOL)
8) Do you like a screamer?
a) If you answered yes??..good because I talk loud. (LOL)
9) Do you have a sense of humor?
a) If you answered yes?..do you care if my dad and I play pranks of you?
10) So how much do you e-like me or want to e-get to know me?
Please write a brief personal statement about why you are filling this application:
If you answered yes......please continue...
In light of recent events between me and Tanveer786, I?ve decided to find someone to fill the position of my e-husband.
Please answer the questions below:
1) Do you have a hairy back?
a) If you answered yes?.have you ever been waxed? Can you......please?
2) Do you bite your toe nails?
a) If you answered no?.do you bite your fingernails?
3) Are you bald?
a) If you answered yes?.is it by choice or genes?
b) If you answered yes?.how smooth is your skin?
4) Are a romantic, sensitive guy?
a) If you answered yes?..are you the girl in most of your relationships?
5) Would you mind if I watched television totally zoned out with my one arm around your shoulders and my hand in the inside of pants by the waist?
6) Do you smell?
a) If you answered no?.are you lying, are you in denial, or do you splash a lot of cologne?
7) Do you like to get spanked?
a) If you answered yes???you might have issues from when you were younger? (LOL)
8) Do you like a screamer?
a) If you answered yes??..good because I talk loud. (LOL)
9) Do you have a sense of humor?
a) If you answered yes?..do you care if my dad and I play pranks of you?
10) So how much do you e-like me or want to e-get to know me?
Please write a brief personal statement about why you are filling this application:
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