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Muslim Pick-up Line
Salaam,
I'm new to this village... my first day and first topic. :) Afghans/Pashtuns are well known for our hospitality so I am expecting many warn welcomes with some chai e sabz (green tea). :)
These are really cute!
1. "OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you're obliged to marry me."
2. "Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you."
3. "I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam."
4. "To watch you pray is a sin of its own."
5."Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?"
6."You can't play basketball with a jilbab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life."
7."Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part..."
8."Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my deen?"
9."Wanna pray in jamaat? Shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?"
10."Assalamualaikum, so what time does a hurain (beautiful person from Jannah) like you have to be back in paradise?"
11. What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all through school?
12. Can I have your wali's phone number?
13. So, read any good Surahs lately?
14. Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I'm here after.
15. Lets get married so I dont have to lower my gaze everytime you walk in the room
16. Can I have ur number so I can wake u up for fajr!!!"
17. Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.
18. Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?
19. Your father must be Osama Bin Laden, because you're da BOMB!
20. How would you like to help me fulfill half of my deen?
21. Sister, is your hijab naturally blonde?
22. I thought the "Hoor Al-Ayn" only lived in Jannah.
23. Do you work for Al-Qaeda? Because you've just abducted my heart.
24. Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiight".
25. It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.
26. You remind me of the Ka'aba. I can walk around you all day long.
I'm new to this village... my first day and first topic. :) Afghans/Pashtuns are well known for our hospitality so I am expecting many warn welcomes with some chai e sabz (green tea). :)
These are really cute!
1. "OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you're obliged to marry me."
2. "Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you."
3. "I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam."
4. "To watch you pray is a sin of its own."
5."Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?"
6."You can't play basketball with a jilbab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life."
7."Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part..."
8."Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my deen?"
9."Wanna pray in jamaat? Shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?"
10."Assalamualaikum, so what time does a hurain (beautiful person from Jannah) like you have to be back in paradise?"
11. What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all through school?
12. Can I have your wali's phone number?
13. So, read any good Surahs lately?
14. Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I'm here after.
15. Lets get married so I dont have to lower my gaze everytime you walk in the room
16. Can I have ur number so I can wake u up for fajr!!!"
17. Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.
18. Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?
19. Your father must be Osama Bin Laden, because you're da BOMB!
20. How would you like to help me fulfill half of my deen?
21. Sister, is your hijab naturally blonde?
22. I thought the "Hoor Al-Ayn" only lived in Jannah.
23. Do you work for Al-Qaeda? Because you've just abducted my heart.
24. Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiight".
25. It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.
26. You remind me of the Ka'aba. I can walk around you all day long.
Comments on this journal
Tashakor! I like this village regardless of the tension and hostility that seems to go on here at times.
Guy: I say your sister's hair now I have to marry her
Brother of girl: I KEEELLLLL YOU!!!!!
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Guy: "I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam."
Brother of girl: I RAPE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Guy: Can I have your wali's phone number?
Brother of girl: Can I have you mother's number?