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Must take Courses In your local colleges...


I saw this JE in a village, found it very informative, so I am posting it here...


NEW COURSES IN COLLEGES, FOR FEMALES ONLY...

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking:... Deposits!!
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits.
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait until After The Football has finished
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Giving Men Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His - that means it's not for your
legs.
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The last resort, not the first.
8. Communication Skills II: Thinking before speaking (very popular course)
9. Communication Skills III: Getting what you want without nagging (5 year course)
10. Driving a Car Safely: A skill you CAN acquire (requires aptitude test)
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up.
12. Introduction to Parking.
14. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space.
15. Water Retention: Fact or Fat.
16. Cooking I: Bringing Back Eggs and Butter.
17. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human COnsumption.
18. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People.
19. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully.
20. PMS: Your Problem .......... Not HIS.
21. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To.
22. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have.
23. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice.
24. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together.
25. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both.
26. TV Remotes: For Men Only.
27. Getting ready to go out: Start the day before.

Please register immediately as courses are in great demand!
 

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Login to find out (July 10, 2005 at 8:36pm)
Well, Age is a question of Mind over Matter, If you don't Mind, it doesn't Matter......
 
Login to find out (July 10, 2005 at 5:21pm)
she's found a young one too.. ? i am not up on my terri hatcher gossip...
 
Login to find out (July 10, 2005 at 5:17pm)
oh yes, Terry hitcher
 
Login to find out (July 10, 2005 at 2:02pm)
labs sure u can enroll in any class, right after you complete course # 20, haha, just kidding
I found most of them very true.
And don't forget about Terry Hitcher ( desperate housewives )
 
Login to find out (July 10, 2005 at 1:59pm)
... and madonna..
 
Login to find out (July 10, 2005 at 1:56pm)
how about this:

"Getting Old 101: The Art of Attracting Younger Men"

special guest lecture series featuring: Demi Moore, Geena Davis, and Oprah.
 
Login to find out (July 10, 2005 at 6:33am)
very nasty and untrue! ok, with the exception of #3, which i will be enrolling in..
 
Login to find out (July 10, 2005 at 3:06am)
LOL, pretty Hillarious, But true at the same time