Must take Courses In your local colleges...
I saw this JE in a village, found it very informative, so I am posting it here...
NEW COURSES IN COLLEGES, FOR FEMALES ONLY...
1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking:... Deposits!!
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits.
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait until After The Football has finished
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Giving Men Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His - that means it's not for your
legs.
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The last resort, not the first.
8. Communication Skills II: Thinking before speaking (very popular course)
9. Communication Skills III: Getting what you want without nagging (5 year course)
10. Driving a Car Safely: A skill you CAN acquire (requires aptitude test)
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up.
12. Introduction to Parking.
14. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space.
15. Water Retention: Fact or Fat.
16. Cooking I: Bringing Back Eggs and Butter.
17. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human COnsumption.
18. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People.
19. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully.
20. PMS: Your Problem .......... Not HIS.
21. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To.
22. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have.
23. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice.
24. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together.
25. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both.
26. TV Remotes: For Men Only.
27. Getting ready to go out: Start the day before.
Please register immediately as courses are in great demand!
NEW COURSES IN COLLEGES, FOR FEMALES ONLY...
1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking:... Deposits!!
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits.
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait until After The Football has finished
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Giving Men Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His - that means it's not for your
legs.
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The last resort, not the first.
8. Communication Skills II: Thinking before speaking (very popular course)
9. Communication Skills III: Getting what you want without nagging (5 year course)
10. Driving a Car Safely: A skill you CAN acquire (requires aptitude test)
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up.
12. Introduction to Parking.
14. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space.
15. Water Retention: Fact or Fat.
16. Cooking I: Bringing Back Eggs and Butter.
17. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human COnsumption.
18. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People.
19. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully.
20. PMS: Your Problem .......... Not HIS.
21. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To.
22. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have.
23. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice.
24. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together.
25. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both.
26. TV Remotes: For Men Only.
27. Getting ready to go out: Start the day before.
Please register immediately as courses are in great demand!



Comments on this journal
I found most of them very true.
And don't forget about Terry Hitcher ( desperate housewives )
"Getting Old 101: The Art of Attracting Younger Men"
special guest lecture series featuring: Demi Moore, Geena Davis, and Oprah.