allo ruxxana salaam

i fine fine, hope u fine also too

i told u, i have a big business of coconut, which is actually not very big but bigger than small but its still big but smaller then very big and bigger than small and very small and hence its smaller than very big and very very big and so on...so i have a big coconut business

i saw u in skool in palm ridge, thought u from bangladesh, i falled absoloutley from the stairs the first time i saw u, but actually i also falled in love with u very very much, but falling from stairs hurt me first and falling in love hurt me afterwards i will tell u, when, where,how and why?

the day i saw u for the very first time, i thought u r from
bangaldesh too also, and u even looked like the top bangalee actress, to whom i adore so much, i am very found of bangladeshis, as my mother's, mother's, fathers wifes son in law is also from bangladesh, and even my father mothers, husband's daughter in law is
also from bangladesh, u see i got deep connection from that place and u got very deep look of that place

ur face is sooooo round just like newly riped beautiful coconut, i thought u will also be as sweet as coconut milk, but i had lot of coconut millk in my life but not u

so one day finally i collected courage to approach u and let u know about my feelings, i took shower for the first time in my life, i was always very scared of taking one as i always took bath in my life, so for the first time i took shower, and then i soaked my hair and messaged them with pure not just pure 100% pure double times
refined coconut oil so that when u see me my head shoud look very shiny and sleek

i poured lot of oil, i even drank some, messaged over my face and on other parts of my body, then i even used some maskara that u should find my eyes big then put some talcam powder (baby john's son) all over me so that i should look little bit fare in front of u then i
bought a cauliflower and coconut from some very expensive south indian shop, i went all the way to the scarbrough just to buy this for u, i bought one card and i rote in with my hand riting and i wrote with the ink pen and pen was from india and so was the ink,

and after riting i dipped my finger in 100% pure coconut oil double filterd one and then i rubbed my finger on the envelop so that u should get a good smell when u open my love carlton card, then once i saw u talking in little little hindi, so i also rote a line in my card, "ham kalai hain to kya huwa dil walai hain, ham kalai hain tho
kya huwa dil walai hai.....ham teray teray teray teray chahnay walai hain!!"

that song was a super hit in all south and east india in 1970's, so now the time came for me to let u know that how much i love u, i wrapped the cauliflower and the specially imported coconut in a very expensive carlton gift wrap, i also sprankled some coconut oil over them also, and after doing all this, i thought for a while just to
make sure that i am doing everything right or not. next day i came to skool it was late winters but it was not that cold out side, and i thought i will give u all this in the lunch as i often use to see u passing by the hall way but i didnt had that much guts to approach u so i thought of catching u in the morning or after school so that u come to know that how much i love which is way more than any coconut i ever had!

and i left the cauliflower and the specially imported coconut from sri lanka in my locker for that day which were still wrapped in carlton wraping paper,which i bought it from carlton shop, which was in scarbrough beside the specially imported coconut from srilanka shop only and the next day i tried getting hold of u but my luck was as hard as the shell of the coconut i never got a good chance, and when ever i saw u jumping in the hall i thought that something is rong, or u ur
clothes might be itching you as they were totally stucked to ur body like paint, later i come to know that thats the way u jump i mean thats the way u walk, either u walk very fast or u jump which is like walking very fast, i assumed u got influenced by some austrailian animal canga roo, i heared ppl only get influenced by other humans but for the first time i was soo impressed to see a person who get influenced from animals which are also so so far away from their house, but u looked very typical bangladeshi girl to me for which my head was over the heel

and that day i saw u in the school library doing something with some peepal, i thought y not wait and let u know wen u will come out of the library, i thought wen u will see my beautiful oily head and a coconut in my hand and a cauliflower in the other hand being presented to u with full love and in such a exotic and extra ordinary way, u will also fall in love just like how suddenly and quickly i falled from the stairs, i thouhgt u will take the cauliflower and the specially imported coconut and wipe ur hand over my body after touching my head as every ne does that i dont y?

and i thought then we will go round around the palm ridges i mean the pine ridges and sing song and dance like how the gym teachers do excercise in the aerobic class, but this didnt happened and

this is the most worst part when i approached u i saw u with some other guy, and my heart broke down just like how the coconut shells breaks upon banging it by the stone, i did soo much and this is what i saw, but that guy didnt loook bengali at all. u r such an unpatriotic person, how can u do this u r a bengali and once is any
one is bengali that person is bengali for whole life, i thought u will cook fish curry for me daily and fry the fishes in 100% pure coconut double filtered oil ! but all my dreams were also broken that day, and ever since i wanted to tell u my this heart broken unfinished love story, that guy was the thorn in my story and i felt
like banging the coconut over his head but i didn'f as u liked his coconut more than my coconut i mean u liked his head more than my fully lubricated oily head!

may god fill ur house with lots of coconut and make ur life smooth ..

ayyo ayyo i must go now
other wise sab gud bud hojayegaa ji
to ab ham chaltha
phir shayadh baath karinga
C Ya~~

Courtesy of "Zulfi Saed"