A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn?t been feeling well and wants to find out if he?s ill. After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination. "I?m afraid I have some bad news. You?re dying and you don?t have much time," the doctor says. "Oh no, that?s terrible. How long have I got?" the man asks. "Ten," says the doctor. "Ten? Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" he asks desperately. "Nine. . ."