When on the treadmill I come up with some pretty weird thoughts. Like Today I asked myself what kind of car Napoleon would drive. Well, obviously he would drive a Hummer. The Hummer is the perfect car for a guy with a Napoleon Complex. I mean, unless you're going to delcare war on your next door neighbor, why the heck do you need a Hummer? What are you trying to prove to the world? Who goes off roading at all, let alone in a Hummer! It's like sitting in a tank and driving a mountain! If you lose your earring in a Hummer, you'll have to dismantle the car to find it! And they're not the most attractive of cars, at least I dont think they are. I wouldn't want to drive a massive metal box on wheels. Not only do they not appeal to my sense of aesthetics, but also they are gas guzzlers that are bad for the enviornment! Those people who own Hummers are obviously part of a conspiracy to drive a stake through mother nature's heart. So yeah, Napoleon loved a good conspiracy and would drive a Hummer. But my only question is, what color? Not yellow, maybe blue. But I've yet to see a blue Hummer. I suspect his Hummer would be blue because in all the pictures I've seen of Napoleon he is in a blue uniform, and if he had any fashion sense he would want his Hummer and uniform to match!