.....NEED TO REPENT.....

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.....NEED TO REPENT.....

How to repent? -

for people who missed this question on 'ask naseeb', here is a copy, if u wish to advice.
Salam alequm, my cousin jalal came to london from a village in pakistan called Jaamkey cheema on a visit visa. during his flight he went to the toilet and tore his passport into small pieces and ate it. when the plane landed, he went straight to the immigration counter and requested a lawyer and said he wanted to apply for asylum, on the grounds that he is gay and his family and friends want to kill him cuz of this. later his case was accepted and now he drives a mini cab in london. In the 3 years that he has been here he has started a chicken farm back home and also a tyre business from the money he made through cabing and also making fake french passports on the side. he now wants to repent for his lies and other sins...please advice.

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How did we go from holy mooli to holy sh*t?

beautiful:: lol i dont think the lotion is for fairer skin.. just cuz we're desi we all want fair skin?? i think nottt.. i think its used as a regular lotion perhaps.. haha i have no idea.. hmm cow dung in a first aid box lol wow wouldn't that smell lovely.. im really impressed by this cow dung! cant wait to use the cow dung first aid kit!

LOL @ Bootiful. I was being invited to all these villages. My mother taught me always to be polite, even to strangers. So I accepted with a smile, hoping to avoid any possible badh duaas. You have actually read my Beautiful mind as I was planning to sever my ties to most of the villages under a covert plan.

irfani how come u r in all these villages....i am just a member in this one village and its hard to keep up

You REALLY want a true story? Go next door to the VE called Seeking Truth! Reports have it that it is 16 times more truthful.

i wasn't busy....was downstairs eating aloo goosht with matar chawal .

lol ...... yes a very trust story......as true as the 'mooli' story.

Bootiful must be busy repenting. Yes, this is a true story

is this a true story?

whats the cows dung lotion for? to get fairer skin?

sorry for non replying to your comments friends..i was on my way back to london...well here are your replies .....Lolany...do u know that cows dung can also be used to stop bleeding from minor cuts etc....u just take a bit of dung and apply it to the wound...and it sucks all the blood...drying the wound immidiately. lol...noone knows this here in the west...or u'd have found cows dung in the first aid box.

wow we can smoke the dung, cook with it, apply it on your skin and even use it to 'cure' diseases in india.. amazing... it sure does wonders! whats next?

cow dung brings a new meaning to 'smoking some good shiit'

yes cow dung is amazing .. its the solution to all the problems in the world...atleast in india
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cow dung lotion ?! sounds nasty

lol interesting.. cow dung as a burner.. i think i need to get out more.. well my cousin once used cow dung lotion God knows where he bought that from..

haha im on this site when im bored.. to read funny journals like this one!

Bootiful- She sells, sea shells, by the sea shore. You walnut comment is appropriate for the mind-farting Cashews journal here in Surveys

did u know that if u run out of charcoal for your huqqa......u can actually use walnut shells? i seen my friends mum do that.

smoke cows gober in huqa????????? ufffffff......what happened to double apple flavour ???

yea Red.....and daadaas and daadys too!lol...

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