New Party: Rock 'n Roll Molvi Scholars Party
I'd like to announce the creation of a new party, the Rock 'n Roll Molvi Scholars Party. The objective of our party, umm, sorry, I forgot to start with Bismillah. Okay, now that is out of the way - our objective is to, wait, do I have to say ouzhubillah before bismillah? okay... Allah maaf karlega... inshallah ta' Ala. okay... well back to our objective... it is to sing songs such as "habibi nur al ayn" and "Must nazron se Allah bachaye" and to smoke hooka... and do taffakur upon Allah's magnificent creation... specifically the fairer gender.. i mean... to maintain harmony between traditional Islam and modernity..
also, we hereby declare jihad on country music.
all those mullahs and maulanis who feel as strongly as i do about this - say takbir!!
also, we hereby declare jihad on country music.
all those mullahs and maulanis who feel as strongly as i do about this - say takbir!!



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Today, the party has felt obliged to pass a fatwa against:
1) Indian Money Lenders who charge compound interest and corner the borrowers and their families into a virtual life of slavery. See BBC article: news.bbc.co.uk
and,
2) Nigerian based email scammers. Stop invading my inbox with your spam!
we will do some ijtihad and see if we can reinterpret some things so that country music can be allowed. so far we have come up with exceptions for willie nelson, bb king, johnny cash, and shania twain - but only because she's canadian, and cute.