NEW YORK CITY WEATHER REPORT

Login to find out (June 28, 2005 at 3:47pm)

come in london! come in london **crackle** london, can u read. this is the NEW YORK CITY WEATHER REPORT: it's so friggin humid you could take a knife and cut through the air. there are alot of naked and semi naked men walkin around for me to eyeball so i'm not complaining. saw a few that i wanted to fling my undies at but restrained myself through the grace superhuman self control!!! also saw some blubbery folks and i cringed and prayed to the lord to strike me blind. it rained earlier a bit then cleared up. now it's friggin hot again. i gotta go home and check on snoops who will be a freakin hot dog if i dont give him a bath!!

Login to find out (June 28, 2005 at 3:43pm)

MC: i stil have to write the story 'bout my liason in the woods remember? man i'm glad ur not my boss coz then i'd have to write about pubic humiliation and the story of my liason in the woods and that's alot..but first let me give the NYC weather report....

Login to find out (June 27, 2005 at 4:56pm)

Hamza, I am always amazed by the way you spell 'public' by typing, 'pubic'. What is this 'pubic' fascination of yours? I am sure there's a story here that's just dieing to be told.

Login to find out (June 27, 2005 at 3:57pm)

...and **crackle** i feel so...so..so..vulnayrubble..how do i cure this icky feeling? :(

Login to find out (June 27, 2005 at 3:56pm)

*public humiliation not pubic

Login to find out (June 27, 2005 at 3:55pm)

misslondon, can u hear me, do you read? i'm in trouble deep. i've exposed myself to the court of pubic humiliation and now je regrette. how do i reclaim my dignity after exposing who i looooooooooooooove to londonscrew. i feel.....i feel.....so...raw...and ...and..

Login to find out (June 27, 2005 at 3:54pm)

**NEW YORK CITYWEATHER REPORT 06-27-05**: IT'S RAINING CATS AND DAWGS IN NYC AND IT'S AS HUMID AS A SAUNA ORGY IN THE TRI STATE AREA. NO PANTY FLINGING TODAY AS THE WEATHERMAN WARNS OF SEVERE LIGHTING AND THUNDER WHICH MAY CAUZE UNDIES TO CATCH FIRE AND START A FOREST BLAZE IN CENTRAL PARK. **NOW BACK TO 1-800-MISSLONDON-HELPME

Login to find out (June 27, 2005 at 3:51pm)

HELLO **crackle crackle** HELLO MISSLONDON DAAHHLLING, CAN YOU **crackle, crackle** HEAR MOI?? SUM STRANGE MAN DRESSED IN A PILOT JUMP SUIT TRIED TO HIJACK MY PHONE **crackle, zing, pop** MY PHONE CALL 2 UR BEAUTIFUL SELF**crackle crackle** CAN U HEAR ME NOW?? FIRST I'll GIVE THE WEATHER REPORT:

Login to find out (June 27, 2005 at 4:45am)

YOUR THROUGH TO MISSLONDON,,,,,,,,,HAMZA DARLING HOW R YAH???

Login to find out (June 26, 2005 at 6:08pm)

NEW YORK WEATHER REPORT: IT'S FRICKIN HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT SOMEONE SHOOT ME AND PUT ME OUT OF MA MISERIE!!!

Login to find out (June 26, 2005 at 6:07pm)

yer cellphone mc is 666-6666 ;P

Login to find out (June 24, 2005 at 12:59pm)

...why does this number go through to my cell phone?

Login to find out (June 24, 2005 at 3:07am)

Mr.Chowdry operator: can u try another number 1-800-BABYGOTBACK?

Login to find out (June 22, 2005 at 2:17pm)

The person you are trying to call has been disconnected due to the freaky nature of her calls, melting our phone lines and making our systems explode. I would connect you to that 1-800 number but somehow it simply re-directs the caller to 1-800-DINNER2NITE?

Shall I put you through?

Login to find out (June 22, 2005 at 2:11pm)

choti and begsy: thank you for the joint bulge report. right now it's cloudy and warm. there are fat americans bulging forth left and right. in fact it's raining fat americans :P

Login to find out (June 22, 2005 at 2:10pm)

MC aka Londonscrew operator: this is an E-m-E-r-G-enc-Y!!a looooooooooooooooooooVe EmerGencY! can you put me through to MissLondon of London, England UK??! is Misslondon there?? otherwise, can you put me through to 1-800-I'VEGOTMY EYEZ ON U??

Login to find out (June 22, 2005 at 12:24pm)

Fat people?!? In east London?!?! Tell me it's not true! I know I'm home when I see plump chicks in mini-skirts and boob-tubes heading out to a club, all in the middle of winter.

Login to find out (June 22, 2005 at 11:04am)

yes definitely odd bulging belly in the east side of london!

Login to find out (June 22, 2005 at 10:46am)

Thank you for holding. All of our operators are still busy. Your call is very important to us and we will try to answer it as soon as we can. However, if you already know the extension of the party you are calling, please listen to the following menu options. If you would like to press 1, press 1. If you would like to press 2, press 2. If you would like to press 3...

Login to find out (June 22, 2005 at 10:25am)

No undergarments in the city I am afraid..far too many fuddy duddys here..Although you do see the odd bulging belly!..yikes..

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