Didnt write this one, and dont know who did... if you do, please let me know.

He's teaching her arithmethic,
He said it was his mission.
He Kissed her once,
He kissed her twice
And said "now thats Addition"

And as he added kiss by kiss
in silent satisfaction,
She sweetly gave his kisses back
And said, "now thats subtraction"

The he kissed her and she kissed him
Without an explanation.
Both together smiled and said...
"now thats multiplication"

The dad appeared upon the scene
He made a quick decision.
He kicked the lad three blocks away
And said "Now thats long division"



I thought this was pretty cute