please feel free to add your own, I'll start:

Lota Lota, I need you more than you know
To wash away the brown down below
Though I don't say it often, I really do mean
it when I say I love the way you keep me clean
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Heres one by DesiPrincess182:

Lota Lota Lota, my refreshing little stream
Cool and clear, you leave my rear,
And all things in between!!!
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And another one:

Lota oh Lota, I'm in awe of your power
Ah, the way you refresh my behind with your showers
Toilet paper is so damn weak
compared to your refreshing waterfall on my cheeks!!
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Heres one by Charismatic111:

Lota oh Lota, Thank God the Sink and you are near by, Other wise I have to get up and fill you up!
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Heres a lota rap by Ghazala .. la .. la:

"THE CASE OF THE MISSIN' LOTA"

Uhh..Uhh...CHk 1..UHhhh...CHk 2...UHH UHHHH...
Im DUN wid ma duty/
GOTTA WASH MA BOOTY/
Im lookin around/
Ma LOTah Cant be FOUnd?
I aintt fakinn...
ma-heart-iz-racin',
timez a wastin'/
who woulda-thought Id be cryin', sittin HURR like dis/paralyzed with fear..while im taking a sh**/
trying to get my "astanjaH" onnn..WUD DA HELLL is thisss?/to all ma homies out thurrr peepin deez rhymes/
make ShURRR ya'll gotch-CHur Lotah n take out DA time, to fill UP dat BIT**,
NO need wiggle n TWITCH/
tears ROlling DOWN MA EYEZ..THISS LATE IN DA GAME/
no RESFRESHIN? Lotah around.. I got-no one-2 BLAME.....
SINCE MY LIL LOTAH?dun got lost ...things just havent been the same....(YEHHHHHHHHHHHHH)

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hahahha heres another rap for lota:

two things are constant in tha world of tha desi
toyota crollaz and the lota, man its crazy
my friends call me cheemy, my whole crewz behind me
and i only use a silver lota on my pakistani hiny
only the best touch this *ss, cuz my paki rear got class
shiny and new in the bathroom i know what jus what to do

fill that lota up man - fill that sh*t up!
like rooh afza in my cup - my silva lota gets crunk!
fill that lota up man - and wash that back down
take that damn silver lota all the way downtown!!

ain't no messin around when i enter the restroom
my lota's close to me like we straight jumped the broom
when in public restrooms - water bottles get low
tippin on elbows - throwin bows - wrapped in toilet paper
man don't talk to me now see me later!
and wash your hands n*gga - i see yo hands so dirty
ta see ya so lotaless is a damn pity
this ish is sh*tty - i wish i had mah lota wid me
cuz these water bottle h*s don't satisfy me
i need two dannons and a evian to do the trick
versus one silver lota to clean that sh*t
my king size lota is like a cadillac on grills
like hydraulics that lota gives chicks thrills

u think its nasty - but don't put it past me
its a fact of life homie - that the lota straight blast me
like carvorsier for that *ss - my lota got class
f*** the charmin - i got some sh*t only lota can fix
its only right ta thank her for being my down *ss b*tch
cuz she silver filled with water and she wash that *ss something mean/
she's guaranteed ta leave a n*gga feelin so fresh n clean

na'mean - holla - one love one lota - lota clique

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right hhurrz one by ma boy mc omar fresh:

i must say ya'll r jus so wrong n silly,
erybody be talkin bout dis damn lota from sf to philly.
so lemme jump on da bandwagon and drop on ma quick take,
of what i do afta buildin a triple layer chocolate cake.
i grab ma lota and fill 'er up,
like sweet mango lassie in a cup.
ova da top n unda i pass,
make sure to splish splash all ova dat a$#.
ahh so fresh ahh so clean,
da warm paani makes me wanna SCREAM!
like herbal essences on crack,
da lota is well-fitted for dat otha crack!
its like having da perfect tool,
for when u gotta drop da kidz off at da pool.
and if ur friends dun think u're cool,
at least ur cheeks dun got sh*t drool!
use ur magical lota afta u take a leak,
to avoid gettin lemonade streaks.
jus pour it on and no need to rub,
afta takin a looong warm pishaab.
nuffin is mo useful than ma handy lota,
so phat u could even say its mota.
ahh.. thurrs no greater joy, afta having a brown baby boy, than to play wif ur wondurful toy (and i mean da lota!!) :@ !!

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lota and humanity:

if man could be more like a lota/
and clean up the fecal matter that he invariably scatters/
the earth might be a much better place/
and man might be able to look himself in the face.

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courtesy charismatic_111(in Punjabi):

Lota thadi Tuiii wastay Warna Koyi Thadi Tuiii nahai chammmay Ga!

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