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Old Man


I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue .

The old man kept staring at him.

The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?

The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."....
 

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Login to find out (January 21, 2006 at 6:25am)
LOL
 
Login to find out (January 20, 2006 at 10:32am)
my response to this joke: *:

or maybe its just that brit humor...

i liked this one:

"Vanilla Ice announced he's putting out an album of greatest hits for his fans. He said, `I'm not like these other people who wait until they've had some greatest hits.' "
 
Login to find out (January 20, 2006 at 10:03am)
lol haha (A)
 
Login to find out (January 20, 2006 at 9:59am)
LOl Chots thats a good one. :)
 
Login to find out (January 20, 2006 at 9:49am)
hahaha.. nice one cp :D
 
Login to find out (January 20, 2006 at 6:41am)
lol ....