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one condition....


A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered.
He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.)

Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her,
"I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00 on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied,
"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said....
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"Clean my house."
 

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Login to find out (February 8, 2006 at 7:24am)
lol
 
Login to find out (February 7, 2006 at 4:47pm)
u guys wasting good men lol, clean houses :P pah lol not bad idea though.

il do it for 10$?
 
Login to find out (February 7, 2006 at 12:42pm)
Pretty cool story there...i woulda said: pay my bills....but cleaning my house....good stuff!
 
Login to find out (February 7, 2006 at 11:17am)
lol @ Sahadat and Labs .......
 
Login to find out (February 7, 2006 at 11:13am)
LM, They ask you to do that right in front of them? You obviously have the stud gene...
 
Login to find out (February 7, 2006 at 11:11am)
are you sure the 2nd word isn't 'baaa'.. );
 
Login to find out (February 7, 2006 at 11:09am)
Strange thing is I have tried that same approach many a time ...and whats even stranger is the women always manage to tell me what they want me to do in 2 words ...with the second word nearly always being the word 'off!' ........strange that ......
 
Login to find out (February 7, 2006 at 11:04am)
lol
 
Login to find out (February 7, 2006 at 10:51am)
oh no is my secret out???
 
Login to find out (February 7, 2006 at 10:50am)
aahhh CP......so is this the real story of how you and Sahadat first met ? ;)
 
Login to find out (February 7, 2006 at 10:47am)
actually i thought of more money first too!
 
Login to find out (February 7, 2006 at 10:38am)
hahaha brilliant shamina.. clean my house would probably be higher on my list than $1000 anyway..
 
Login to find out (February 7, 2006 at 10:22am)
She should have said: "Give me $1000". Although that would technically be four words...