One liners
You might be a redneck if your baby's first words were, "Attention, K-mart shoppers."
A buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, ?Make me one with everything.?
''I just got a new set of golf clubs for my wife!''
''Great trade!''
You might be a redneck if you have to take your hat off so your wife can fit into the truck with you.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
''It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?''
A buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, ?Make me one with everything.?
''I just got a new set of golf clubs for my wife!''
''Great trade!''
You might be a redneck if you have to take your hat off so your wife can fit into the truck with you.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
''It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?''


