hahaha CM, quite creative

Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
ok...sorry
God:
Oh. There's no need to apologize.
Me:
so tell me why havent my dreams come true
God:
Dude! The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
i am listening
God:
I like a good listener.
Me:
so tell me
God:
Tell me more. I thought I told you already.
Me:
no u havent
God:
Let me review the transcripts. Stand by. Yes I have.
Me:
no u havent
God:
Are you serious? Yes I have.
Me:
no u havetn
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for telling me: said I havetn.
Me:
i am trying to know why my prayers havent been answered
God:
What is the difficulty?
Me:
u havent fulfilled my prayers
God:
I think I have fulfilled your prayers, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
u havent ...i am kinda disappointed that u havent
God:
Yes I have. I am sorry to hear that. Perhaps next time I can do better.
Me:
:(
God:
Yes I have. I am sorry to hear that. Perhaps next time I can do better.
Me:
if u did then i would be happy
God:
What makes you think I would did then you?
Me:
cz they havent been answered
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
desi
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
kinda spicy ...makes me go to the bathroom alot :P
God:
How did you hear about God? Is that your final answer?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
i love u GOD! do u love me?
God:
You are such a flatterer. Yes I love everyone.
Me:
then answer my prayers! damnit!
God:
What was the question ? What's wrong.
Me:
the question is why r u having diffcultly asnwering my prayers
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
i dont understand u
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
myself programmed me for it?
God:
"it" being having diffcultly asnwering your prayers?
Me:
answer my prayers
God:
What was the question ?
Me:
i am having a hard time with work
God:
I understand your difficulty.
Me:
solve it
God:
"it" being having diffcultly asnwering your prayers?
Me:
that is not what i said
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is what you said ?
Me:
i am having a hard time at work! slove it
God:
I understand your difficulty. "it" being having diffcultly asnwering your prayers?
Me:
yes
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
um...yeah
God:
I don't judge people. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about having diffcultly asnwering your prayers.
Me:
yes
God:
Yikes!
Me:
OMG! what is up with that
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about? I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
shouldnt u know my conditions?
God:
I think I should.
Me:
u r God, right?

the chat ended then :-

this igod shud be imom!!!

I asked him "sup igizzle" and he inquired "why are you up this hour?" then I called ma folks to see if they are on the other side!!!

I asked soup? and it went quiet for a while before asking about books and movies.

I chatted with him and he was a bit bored.

LMAO that's really creative!