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PARKING VIOLATION
Sunday, April 17, 2005, I went to meet my homeboy at a local In N Out, a burger restaurant. When I got to In N Out, I parked my car in front of a bank. The bank was near In N Out. I parked in an area for bank customers only. I should have parked somewhere else, but I wanted to be near In N Out.
Anyway, after my homeboy and I left the burger restaurant; I found a small yellow paper on my car windshield. I thought it was a parking ticket. My homeboy wanted to read this small yellow paper. The small yellow paper has this typed on it:
"PARKING VIOLATION
This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would receive two. Because of your Bull Headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat and a safari of pygmies from the African interior. The reason for giving you this is so that in the future you may think of someone else, other than yourself. Besides I don't like domineering, egotistical or simple minded drivers and you probably fit into one of these categories.
I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at about 4:30 p.m.). Also may the Fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits."
When my homeboy read most or all of this to me, I could not believe what I heard. So when I saw it, I was like what the heck. It was a funny and interesting thing I read. Hopefully, this is a joke and not an actual parking warning. I wonder who left that small yellow paper on my car.
What do you think about this incident? Please feel free to comment.
Anyway, after my homeboy and I left the burger restaurant; I found a small yellow paper on my car windshield. I thought it was a parking ticket. My homeboy wanted to read this small yellow paper. The small yellow paper has this typed on it:
"PARKING VIOLATION
This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would receive two. Because of your Bull Headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat and a safari of pygmies from the African interior. The reason for giving you this is so that in the future you may think of someone else, other than yourself. Besides I don't like domineering, egotistical or simple minded drivers and you probably fit into one of these categories.
I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at about 4:30 p.m.). Also may the Fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits."
When my homeboy read most or all of this to me, I could not believe what I heard. So when I saw it, I was like what the heck. It was a funny and interesting thing I read. Hopefully, this is a joke and not an actual parking warning. I wonder who left that small yellow paper on my car.
What do you think about this incident? Please feel free to comment.