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p.a.y.n.d.o.o.
Dear Brothers and Sisters (and Others) Assalam `o' Alaikum,
After an outrageous demand from the general public, the management of
PAYNDOO has decided to accept a very limited number of new members.
Therefore I, as a spokesman for PAYNDOO, hereby invite the applications
for new membership. Please read the constitution carefully and feel free
to apply if you think you are eligible.
Thanks
The Management,
PAYNDOO
PAYNDOO CONSTITUTION
THE NAME: The name of this organization shall be: "Pakistani American
Youth Not Disguising Our Origin" (P.A.Y.N.D.O.O.)
THE EXECUTIVE BOARD AND OTHER OFFICE BEARERS:
The president shall be called: "Chief Hierarchical Officer With Designated Authority for Remaining Years" (C.H.O.W.D.H.A.R.Y)
The appointments of vice-president and the general secretary shall be on
the disposal of the C.H.O.W.D.H.A.R.Y. The vice-president shall be
called: "Chief's Appointed Information and Liaison Associate"
(C.H.A.I.L.A.)
The general Secretary shall be known as: "Chief's Appointed Managing
Coordinator and Helping Associate" (C.H.A.M.C.H.A.)
In order to work with other departments of the states, the Treasurer
needs special skills specific to this country. The office bearer for
this post is therefore required to be an American citizen. This officer
shall be known as: "Key Holder And Treasury Retaining Yankee"
(K.H.A.T.R.Y.)
The department of social services will be supervised only by a female
member as they have been found to be good at that. There will be a
special institute supervised by a specially designated member of this
gender. The name for that officer shall be: "Member Appointed At Social
Service Institute" (M.A.A.S.S.I)
In case of a rare event, a M.A.S.S.I. who is emotionally inspired by the
C.H.O.W.D.H.A.R.Y, shall be awarded the designation of: "Women Officer
Having Temporary Insanity" (W.O.H.T.I)
It is important to note that once the post for W.O.H.T.I. has been
filled by an appropriate candidate, no further applications will be
accepted for the same. Any application sent for this post thereafter may
only be considered for the: "Board of Environment, Health and Nutrition"
(B.E.H.N)
A member who sacrifices his old membership from the ABCD club shall be
appointed as the head of our Travel department and be given a special
title of: "Local and Overseas Travel Agent" (L.O.T.A.)
ELIGIBILITY FOR APPLICANTS:
- Applicant should belong to a Village. Exception will be made for those
who live in the cities with names containing the word "Pind", e.g.
Rawalpindi.
- Candidates who cannot speach rong aenglish nead not to appli.
- Candidates with British accent will be automatically disqualified.
- Candidates with American accent may apply if they demonstrate the
ability to utter the following phrase at least 60 times a minute:
"Kadee katta sajjee bakHee chattaey, kadee katta kHabbee bakHee
chattaey"
Translation: "Sometimes the calf licks the left armpit, sometimes the
calf licks the right armpit."
NOTE: A similar phrase "Kachchay pA-peR pakkay pA-peR", previously
reserved for the applicants from Karachi, has been eliminated this year
by the new Management from Punjab.
GENERAL RULES: All applicants agree to abide by the following rules:
- The word "English" shall not be used in any future correspondence as
it refers to a nation rather than to a language. This filthy word shall
be replaced by a more friendly one, written and pronounced as
"Angray-jee".
- "Hospital" shall be pronounced as "IsptAl"
- "School" shall be pronounced as "Askool". If used in the sentence such
as "Going to...", it shall take the form of "...Askoolay"
- The C.H.O.W.D.H.A.R.Y. reserves the right to amend any or all rules
any time without any notice.
GENERAL MEETINGS: The C.H.O.W.D.H.A.R.Y, after consulting the E-Board,
shall decide the date and venue of the general meetings. All members are
required to attend these meetings. Following are the regulations
regarding the general meetings:
- You will be required to dress in the official attire of PAYNDOO, which
would be the "Dress Handed Over To You" (D.H.O.T.Y)
- If you have any complaints about a C.H.A.I.L.A, C.H.A.M.C.H.A.,
K.H.A.T.R.Y. or M.A.A.S.S.I, you should file a formal complaint to the
C.H.O.W.D.H.A.R.Y on a special form called: "Plans to Hold Actions to
Deprive the Designated Associates" (P.H.A.D.D.A)
- Any false complaints shall be seriously treated under the department
of:
"Proposals Attaining Negative Grounds for Actions" (P.A.N.G.A) For
further information, watch the PAYNDOO Productions' movie "Sheeda in
Trouble". The movie was released in 1983, distributed by 50/50 and was
filmed in PTV studios. Main actors were "Sheeda" and "Rehmtay." I hereby
agree to the terms and conditions of the membership.
Signature: __________________
Date: _____________
I thank you very much on behalf of PAYNDOO. Good luck with your
membership!
After an outrageous demand from the general public, the management of
PAYNDOO has decided to accept a very limited number of new members.
Therefore I, as a spokesman for PAYNDOO, hereby invite the applications
for new membership. Please read the constitution carefully and feel free
to apply if you think you are eligible.
Thanks
The Management,
PAYNDOO
PAYNDOO CONSTITUTION
THE NAME: The name of this organization shall be: "Pakistani American
Youth Not Disguising Our Origin" (P.A.Y.N.D.O.O.)
THE EXECUTIVE BOARD AND OTHER OFFICE BEARERS:
The president shall be called: "Chief Hierarchical Officer With Designated Authority for Remaining Years" (C.H.O.W.D.H.A.R.Y)
The appointments of vice-president and the general secretary shall be on
the disposal of the C.H.O.W.D.H.A.R.Y. The vice-president shall be
called: "Chief's Appointed Information and Liaison Associate"
(C.H.A.I.L.A.)
The general Secretary shall be known as: "Chief's Appointed Managing
Coordinator and Helping Associate" (C.H.A.M.C.H.A.)
In order to work with other departments of the states, the Treasurer
needs special skills specific to this country. The office bearer for
this post is therefore required to be an American citizen. This officer
shall be known as: "Key Holder And Treasury Retaining Yankee"
(K.H.A.T.R.Y.)
The department of social services will be supervised only by a female
member as they have been found to be good at that. There will be a
special institute supervised by a specially designated member of this
gender. The name for that officer shall be: "Member Appointed At Social
Service Institute" (M.A.A.S.S.I)
In case of a rare event, a M.A.S.S.I. who is emotionally inspired by the
C.H.O.W.D.H.A.R.Y, shall be awarded the designation of: "Women Officer
Having Temporary Insanity" (W.O.H.T.I)
It is important to note that once the post for W.O.H.T.I. has been
filled by an appropriate candidate, no further applications will be
accepted for the same. Any application sent for this post thereafter may
only be considered for the: "Board of Environment, Health and Nutrition"
(B.E.H.N)
A member who sacrifices his old membership from the ABCD club shall be
appointed as the head of our Travel department and be given a special
title of: "Local and Overseas Travel Agent" (L.O.T.A.)
ELIGIBILITY FOR APPLICANTS:
- Applicant should belong to a Village. Exception will be made for those
who live in the cities with names containing the word "Pind", e.g.
Rawalpindi.
- Candidates who cannot speach rong aenglish nead not to appli.
- Candidates with British accent will be automatically disqualified.
- Candidates with American accent may apply if they demonstrate the
ability to utter the following phrase at least 60 times a minute:
"Kadee katta sajjee bakHee chattaey, kadee katta kHabbee bakHee
chattaey"
Translation: "Sometimes the calf licks the left armpit, sometimes the
calf licks the right armpit."
NOTE: A similar phrase "Kachchay pA-peR pakkay pA-peR", previously
reserved for the applicants from Karachi, has been eliminated this year
by the new Management from Punjab.
GENERAL RULES: All applicants agree to abide by the following rules:
- The word "English" shall not be used in any future correspondence as
it refers to a nation rather than to a language. This filthy word shall
be replaced by a more friendly one, written and pronounced as
"Angray-jee".
- "Hospital" shall be pronounced as "IsptAl"
- "School" shall be pronounced as "Askool". If used in the sentence such
as "Going to...", it shall take the form of "...Askoolay"
- The C.H.O.W.D.H.A.R.Y. reserves the right to amend any or all rules
any time without any notice.
GENERAL MEETINGS: The C.H.O.W.D.H.A.R.Y, after consulting the E-Board,
shall decide the date and venue of the general meetings. All members are
required to attend these meetings. Following are the regulations
regarding the general meetings:
- You will be required to dress in the official attire of PAYNDOO, which
would be the "Dress Handed Over To You" (D.H.O.T.Y)
- If you have any complaints about a C.H.A.I.L.A, C.H.A.M.C.H.A.,
K.H.A.T.R.Y. or M.A.A.S.S.I, you should file a formal complaint to the
C.H.O.W.D.H.A.R.Y on a special form called: "Plans to Hold Actions to
Deprive the Designated Associates" (P.H.A.D.D.A)
- Any false complaints shall be seriously treated under the department
of:
"Proposals Attaining Negative Grounds for Actions" (P.A.N.G.A) For
further information, watch the PAYNDOO Productions' movie "Sheeda in
Trouble". The movie was released in 1983, distributed by 50/50 and was
filmed in PTV studios. Main actors were "Sheeda" and "Rehmtay." I hereby
agree to the terms and conditions of the membership.
Signature: __________________
Date: _____________
I thank you very much on behalf of PAYNDOO. Good luck with your
membership!
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