Perfect girl? Is there one?
As we see the ladies are always saying it is hard to find a good man, i hear them, and respect what they say, but does anyone stop to see if there is a perfect woman?
Some things need to be reciprocated...and here are some things that would flatter and make a guy feel good!
1) She buys you the latest Arsenal Kit
2) She buys u a season ticket!
3) She has secretly sold her gold to get u 2 tickets to see Arsenal in the Champions League Final. As u want to take your best mate
4) Talk?s football for no reason
5) Always says ?hope your team wins? when you depart
6) She changes over from eastenders to make sure there is no Sky Sports Updates on the transfer market
7) Our internet homepage is AFC?s (Arsenal Football Club) official site
8) Drive 7 hours to see 90 mins of Premiership action
9) Pass YOU the remote when soaps come on
10) Plan a romantic date which includes a footie match (awww sweet)
11) Know when to stick up for us, when our mates are cursing our team
12) Know when to be serious (footie time) and also know how to cheer us up after a loss!
13) Ring you anytime there is news regarding your team, just in case you may have missed it
14) Sits up playing Fifa on the PS2
15) Sings along to all the football songs even though she knows we are all dorks
16) Be patient, knowing that extra time may be played
17) Stares at you and doesn?t think ? what the **** am I doing with him?
18) Drops you to games and picks you up as knows that 38,000 of you aint going to fit on Tube
19) Starts smoking, drinking, swearing, chewing gum coz she knows you do while watching footie!!
See we aint that fussy, only 19 things...good luck in your searches all!
Some things need to be reciprocated...and here are some things that would flatter and make a guy feel good!
1) She buys you the latest Arsenal Kit
2) She buys u a season ticket!
3) She has secretly sold her gold to get u 2 tickets to see Arsenal in the Champions League Final. As u want to take your best mate
4) Talk?s football for no reason
5) Always says ?hope your team wins? when you depart
6) She changes over from eastenders to make sure there is no Sky Sports Updates on the transfer market
7) Our internet homepage is AFC?s (Arsenal Football Club) official site
8) Drive 7 hours to see 90 mins of Premiership action
9) Pass YOU the remote when soaps come on
10) Plan a romantic date which includes a footie match (awww sweet)
11) Know when to stick up for us, when our mates are cursing our team
12) Know when to be serious (footie time) and also know how to cheer us up after a loss!
13) Ring you anytime there is news regarding your team, just in case you may have missed it
14) Sits up playing Fifa on the PS2
15) Sings along to all the football songs even though she knows we are all dorks
16) Be patient, knowing that extra time may be played
17) Stares at you and doesn?t think ? what the **** am I doing with him?
18) Drops you to games and picks you up as knows that 38,000 of you aint going to fit on Tube
19) Starts smoking, drinking, swearing, chewing gum coz she knows you do while watching footie!!
See we aint that fussy, only 19 things...good luck in your searches all!



Comments on this journal
And one more would be
20) She quietly comes up behind you and puts her arms around you.....and whispers " I got 2 tickets for the Cup Final saturday......"
But gotta go sky sports is on
cracked me up big time...
(reaches for the sick bucket ..that was wayyyy to crawly and sickly even for me ............;) ) .....
very good response
1) She buys you the latest Arsenal Kit
-- in ur dreams mate
2) She buys u a season ticket!
-- not if she blows the money on shoes for herself
3) She has secretly sold her gold to get u 2 tickets to see Arsenal in the Champions League Final. As u want to take your best mate
-- you've been watching too much lollywood..
4) Talk?s football for no reason
-- a language we don't speak
5) Always says ?hope your team wins? when you depart
-- roflmao
6) She changes over from eastenders to make sure there is no Sky Sports Updates on the transfer market
--has the basic 5 channels only and a dvd player which has a desp housewives dvd stuck in it (permanently)
7) Our internet homepage is AFC?s (Arsenal Football Club) official site
--no it has a more italian bling flavour.. www. forzieri.com www.forzieri.com
8) Drive 7 hours to see 90 mins of Premiership action
--only a movie premiere with brad pitt or hrithik present would merit that much driving..
9) Pass YOU the remote when soaps come on
--pass you the remote = code for banish you from the house, innit
10) Plan a romantic date which includes a footie match (awww sweet)
--hardly
11) Know when to stick up for us, when our mates are cursing our team
--not likely as we will probably be out shopping (for shoes, see point 2)
12) Know when to be serious (footie time) and also know how to cheer us up after a loss!
--parathas or gol gappas (from a restaurant not the kitchen)
13) Ring you anytime there is news regarding your team, just in case you may have missed it*
14) Sits up playing Fifa on the PS2*
15) Sings along to all the football songs even though she knows we are all dorks*
16) Be patient, knowing that extra time may be played*
17) Stares at you and does think ? what the **** am I doing with him? *
* can be combined by using point 17..
18) Drops you to games and picks you up as knows that 38,000 of you aint going to fit on Tube
--really? that's news to me! are you sure?
19) Starts smoking, drinking, swearing, chewing gum coz she knows you do while watching footie!!
--game over..