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Perfect girl? Is there one?


As we see the ladies are always saying it is hard to find a good man, i hear them, and respect what they say, but does anyone stop to see if there is a perfect woman?

Some things need to be reciprocated...and here are some things that would flatter and make a guy feel good!

1) She buys you the latest Arsenal Kit

2) She buys u a season ticket!

3) She has secretly sold her gold to get u 2 tickets to see Arsenal in the Champions League Final. As u want to take your best mate

4) Talk?s football for no reason

5) Always says ?hope your team wins? when you depart

6) She changes over from eastenders to make sure there is no Sky Sports Updates on the transfer market

7) Our internet homepage is AFC?s (Arsenal Football Club) official site

8) Drive 7 hours to see 90 mins of Premiership action

9) Pass YOU the remote when soaps come on

10) Plan a romantic date which includes a footie match (awww sweet)

11) Know when to stick up for us, when our mates are cursing our team

12) Know when to be serious (footie time) and also know how to cheer us up after a loss!

13) Ring you anytime there is news regarding your team, just in case you may have missed it

14) Sits up playing Fifa on the PS2

15) Sings along to all the football songs even though she knows we are all dorks

16) Be patient, knowing that extra time may be played

17) Stares at you and doesn?t think ? what the **** am I doing with him?

18) Drops you to games and picks you up as knows that 38,000 of you aint going to fit on Tube

19) Starts smoking, drinking, swearing, chewing gum coz she knows you do while watching footie!!

See we aint that fussy, only 19 things...good luck in your searches all!
 

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Login to find out (March 15, 2006 at 2:54pm)
lol
 
Login to find out (March 15, 2006 at 9:18am)
yo FM, of course there is one....you're reading her comments right now :P
 
Login to find out (March 15, 2006 at 4:50am)
where's the 'not a cat's chance in hell' emoticon..
 
Login to find out (March 15, 2006 at 4:27am)
We didn't object to CP's title!

And one more would be

20) She quietly comes up behind you and puts her arms around you.....and whispers " I got 2 tickets for the Cup Final saturday......"
 
Login to find out (March 14, 2006 at 8:43pm)
i object to the extra questionmark at the end of the je title..! and fm, you got the order of the 3rd and 4th word the wrong way round.. :P
 
Login to find out (March 14, 2006 at 8:21pm)
Good one Heerey

But gotta go sky sports is on
 
Login to find out (March 14, 2006 at 7:30pm)
Lol heereys response sounds just about right! :D
 
Login to find out (March 14, 2006 at 6:38pm)
BRILLIANT!!!

cracked me up big time...
 
Login to find out (March 14, 2006 at 6:22pm)
very funny indeed fitnessman!
 
Login to find out (March 14, 2006 at 6:04pm)
rolf @ heerey's response
 
Login to find out (March 14, 2006 at 5:06pm)
oh ...but Reddy she does ...all the lovely ladies on naseeb for a start ......

(reaches for the sick bucket ..that was wayyyy to crawly and sickly even for me ............;) ) .....
 
Login to find out (March 14, 2006 at 5:01pm)
LOL!!

very good response
 
Login to find out (March 14, 2006 at 4:59pm)
fm.. shocking that you didn't like cp's version, here's an alternative female one:

1) She buys you the latest Arsenal Kit
-- in ur dreams mate

2) She buys u a season ticket!
-- not if she blows the money on shoes for herself

3) She has secretly sold her gold to get u 2 tickets to see Arsenal in the Champions League Final. As u want to take your best mate
-- you've been watching too much lollywood..

4) Talk?s football for no reason
-- a language we don't speak

5) Always says ?hope your team wins? when you depart
-- roflmao

6) She changes over from eastenders to make sure there is no Sky Sports Updates on the transfer market
--has the basic 5 channels only and a dvd player which has a desp housewives dvd stuck in it (permanently)

7) Our internet homepage is AFC?s (Arsenal Football Club) official site
--no it has a more italian bling flavour.. www. forzieri.com www.forzieri.com


8) Drive 7 hours to see 90 mins of Premiership action
--only a movie premiere with brad pitt or hrithik present would merit that much driving..

9) Pass YOU the remote when soaps come on
--pass you the remote = code for banish you from the house, innit

10) Plan a romantic date which includes a footie match (awww sweet)
--hardly

11) Know when to stick up for us, when our mates are cursing our team
--not likely as we will probably be out shopping (for shoes, see point 2)

12) Know when to be serious (footie time) and also know how to cheer us up after a loss!
--parathas or gol gappas (from a restaurant not the kitchen)

13) Ring you anytime there is news regarding your team, just in case you may have missed it*
14) Sits up playing Fifa on the PS2*
15) Sings along to all the football songs even though she knows we are all dorks*
16) Be patient, knowing that extra time may be played*
17) Stares at you and does think ? what the **** am I doing with him? *
* can be combined by using point 17..

18) Drops you to games and picks you up as knows that 38,000 of you aint going to fit on Tube
--really? that's news to me! are you sure?

19) Starts smoking, drinking, swearing, chewing gum coz she knows you do while watching footie!!
--game over..
 
Login to find out (March 14, 2006 at 4:51pm)
20) when u say 'yes your bum does look big in that' she doesnt attempt to remove your manhood with a pair of scissors .....
 
Login to find out (March 14, 2006 at 4:39pm)
CP - I couldn't resist!