1. "OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you're obliged to marry me."

2. "Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you."

3. "I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam."

4."Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?"

5."You can't playbasketball with a jilbab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life."

6."Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part..."

7."Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my deen?"

8."Assalamualaikum, so what time does a hurain (beautiful person from Jannah) like you have to be back in paradise?"

9. What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all through school?

10. Can I have your wali's phone number?

11. So, read any good Surahs lately? (this IS too funny!!!)

12. Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I'm here after. (LOL)

13. Lets get married so I dont have to lower my gaze everytime you walk in the room.

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some more:

1. Do you wanna date? I bought a full box when I went to Madinah.

2. Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Umrah in my mind all day long!

3. Your father must be Osama Bin Laden, because you're the BOMB!

4. How would you like to help me fulfill half of my deen?

5. Sister, is your hijaab naturally blonde?

6. I thought the "Hoor Al-Ayn" only lived in Jannah.

7. Do you work for Al-Qaeda? Because you've just abducted my heart.

8. It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.

9. You remind me of the Ka'aba. I can walk around you all day long.

10. Hajjyoudoin'? (LOL again!!!)

11. Girl, you fine. I see praying five times a day has paid off.

12. That's a nice burka, can I talk you out of it?

13. I know Halal meat does a body good, but day-um, how much you been eatin'?

14. Bond. Mohammed Bond.

15. Jihad me at hello.