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> >>Why We Love Children
> >>1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was
>dead.
> >>"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil.
> >>"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child
>innocently.
> >>"You did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
> >>"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it
>didn't move."
 

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Login to find out (March 31, 2006 at 3:39am)
Oh Mumtaz,,,,,,,maybe you got the wrong name NUSSIE!!!

Does anyone know the HISTORY behind the TAJ MAHAL and the MOGULS and MUMTAZ>????
 
Login to find out (March 30, 2006 at 7:56am)
The boy I work with was doing some work on the computer, it was a music programme where he had pictures of different objects etc and when he clicked on the chosen pic it gave a sound ie dog - bark etc

He turned to me and said "Look I found your old home!!"

I had a look and he was pointing at a picture of the Taj Mahal (made a sound of an indian musical instruement)

I couldnt stop laughing, then he said "Do you miss your old home?"

He was so serious as well....lol Thinks I come from the Taj Mahal... children are so funny
 
Login to find out (March 29, 2006 at 3:00am)
Reminds me of a child who said to me
"Can I go for a piss miss?"
so I said "pardon?"
he replied "Can I go for a piss miss please!"

and he was serious!