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> >>Why We Love Children
> >>1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was
>dead.
> >>"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil.
> >>"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child
>innocently.
> >>"You did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
> >>"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it
>didn't move."
> >>1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was
>dead.
> >>"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil.
> >>"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child
>innocently.
> >>"You did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
> >>"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it
>didn't move."



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Does anyone know the HISTORY behind the TAJ MAHAL and the MOGULS and MUMTAZ>????
He turned to me and said "Look I found your old home!!"
I had a look and he was pointing at a picture of the Taj Mahal (made a sound of an indian musical instruement)
I couldnt stop laughing, then he said "Do you miss your old home?"
He was so serious as well....lol Thinks I come from the Taj Mahal... children are so funny
"Can I go for a piss miss?"
so I said "pardon?"
he replied "Can I go for a piss miss please!"
and he was serious!