>A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a
>very
>attractive woman.
>
>He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
>
>The women notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
>
>"No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was
>just testing it.
>"
>The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special
>about
>it?"
>
>Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
>
>The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
>
>"Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers...." The woman giggles and
>replies,
>"Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!"
>
>Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."
>