Forgive me creator o' the mighty (so non-pc islamically) pigskin, for I have sinned.

I distracted a devout fan from an amazing, once-in-a-lifetime moment. In fact, said fan didn't even hear about it until the next day. His 'boys choked. And he wasn't there to see it or project spiritual support.

Please let me know how to make this one up. The guilt gnawed at me today incessantly.