An American, Japanese and a Sardar ji are all sitting in a sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound, the American presses his arm and the beep stops. "That was my pager" he explains "I have got a microchip embedded in my arm".
Later a phone rings the Japenese lifts his palm to his ear. "Thats my moblie i have got a mircochip embedded in my palm".
The Sadarji not wanting to be outdone decides to do something more impressive. He gets up and goes to the toliet and returns with a long piece of toliet paper hanging from his butt. He explains to the other two gentlemen "I am getting a fax!!" :P